[ul]Woof!
Arf! Arf!
Bark!
Grrrruff!**[/ul][Bows]
Thank you.
~~Baloo
Baloo,
Honey you are talking about Veggie Burgers and speaking doggiease. Are you all right ? When did you sleep last ? Have you shaved your eyebrows ? Did you get ahold of some bad tang ? What, What, What ???
::whips out handy dandy secret decoder ring::
Ah yes… I believe that Baloo is merely reacting in a reasonable and predictable manner after having had one too many interactions with the haywire TL of his dating threads.
There’s nothing to worry about. Most of us guys get this way when it’s been way too long since the last roll in the hay.
Ahhh so, it’s just a case of him needing to have his horns knocked off is it ?
Just so you know, we women can get that way after awhile too you know. 
Now I have that stupid “Who Let the Dog’s Out?” song stuck in my head. Thanks.
Oops, sorry about the double sig in the thread thing. I try to remember to use it only once in any thread. I deserve to be spanked ! Yes, please spank me now ! Punish me so that my crime is paid for.
In Baloo’s absence, I will do the only manly thing that can be done.
::searches for ping pong paddle but settles for a rolled up newspaper::
“Paid in full my dear!”
Thank you sir, may I have another ?
At least you didn’t “Yip!”