How did they know? That’s just me all over!
Because it isn’t nice to pick on retarded people.
How dare they talk about Brett Favre that way!
And how dare they talk about my man M. Night like that. Just because he’s an overpaid talentless hack is no reason to disrespect. The man is sensitive artist, he’s got more feeling to hurt than you or I.
Actually, I think it was some time after his speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. I’m heavily paraphrasing all of this; please don’t take any of it as in any way resembling actual quotes. He got a big boost of nationwide recognition from that, some people started asking him questions in interviews about whether he’d run for president in 2008. He said that he would at least finish out his current term as a US Senator. Later when he entered the presidential race, he did acknowledge his previous stance, but said he felt that the nation was in bad enough straits that he felt he had to run for the office.
As a resident of Illinois, I was disappointed in his turnaround at the time, and did in fact repeat the canard that ‘it’s too hard to get elected President as a Senator,’ saying he should go for Governor of Illinois next and run after that, which would actually give him a chance of winning. :smack:
She is usually on it.
The previous ones can be seen .Look at the bottom.
Maybe they felt it was unfair to the other competitors to have to compete against her every year and moved her to the Loathsome Hall of Fame.
A case of Moulson can do it too. You get a Canadian far enough South, say, Los Angeles, and they will drop the “Eh” accent and forget they aren’t Americans. See William Shatner and Alex Trebek, neither of whom were assholes before they forgot they were Canadian.
Eh, I’m an American and arguably only one-half of one thing on that list applies to me.
But I’m not telling you what it is because, dammit, I have a right to privacy!
Wait, let me adjust the scope on my .30-06. Ah yes…there you are…random bastard!
I support gun rights, but do not get a chubby when I fire a gun. I don’t even own a gun or want one. Don’t like the things. So, one half of one item on the list applies to me. The whole article is a lame, “JibJab”-style “don’t offend anyone by trying to ‘offend’ everyone” softball.
Thinking that the collective television memes are what consist the average American seems pretty loathsome to me on its own…
Almost every Jeopardy board has a Canadian answer. He never forgot how to think funny, just to talk that way. Say organization. That is the Canadian outing word.
He does pronounce “dollars” in a funny way.
I love the Beast. I used to have them in a big stack in the restaurant I was running in Buffalo.
Stephenie Meyer is #31. I love these guys.
Alex Trebek’s an android. He doesn’t have an “Accent,” he has a synthesizer.
Joe Lieberman and the donkey. Love it! 
These days all you get for being governor of Illinois is a prison sentence.
Robin