“It is NOT EXACTLY what comes up on Google. It is off a couple miles, so NO ONE GOOGLED THIS, thus helping to confirm it’s authenticity.”
This is my favorite part of it all. No one Googled it, because it’s off by a couple miles. That’s amazingly circular reasoning.
This could get worked into a conspiracy theory or something, but there have been CTs about the plane disappearance since a couple of hours after it was reported.
A nurse back in Texas claimed she helped remove a clock radio from some guy’s ass in the ER. I imagine an iPhone would be a snap.
Well, the picture would appear to support the “sucked into a black hole” hypothesis.
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[li]Deep breaths[/li][li]Lots of lube[/li][li]A lot of patience[/li][/ol]
I would think that "How do you walk around with an IPhone up your ass?" would be a better question;)
A classic column:
More than you ever needed to know!
Ah, part of my favorite conspiracy theory about this flight.
All that is missing is the Zombie Plague bit (or a real plague, for that matter).
I dunno… works at IBM? I’ve heard some of those guys are Pretty Big A-holes…
…still that Otter Box & clip must have hurtlikeasumabitch…
“…Ow! …Ow! …Ow! Dam you Steve Jobs, bigger screen my ass!!!”
Obviously a B613 operation. Has all the hallmarks.
Or maybe it was Olivia’s mother again.
Isn’t three miles from Diego Garcia what Google officially gives as “the Indian Ocean?”
I see what you did there.
Damn you. I can’t unsee what you did there.
Same way you get to Carnegie Hall.
My conspiracy theories about this flight invariably end with Bronson Pinchot being hit in the face with a toaster.
Isn’t the entire island under the control of the US military? And are there commercial cell towers on the island?
Like I said in post #5
I’m not sure if the entire island is under US military control. There’s a base there, but it’s British territory.
I’m imagining the jokester who made up this ridiculous story, sitting at his computer and laughing his ass off. He didn’t even bother to fake a picture but just used one that’s solid black.
From it’s Wikipedia page;
“On 30 December 1966, the United States and the UK executed an agreement through an Exchange of Notes which permits the United States to use the BIOT for defense purposes for 50 years (through December 2016), followed by a 20-year optional extension (to 2036) to which both parties must agree by December 2014.”
So the lease extension has to be agreed upon by the end of this year, otherwise it expires in two years.
On the subject, various labs have verified the GPS data from the photo was falsified.
The question of course, is how, when armed men suddenly take over the airplane you’re in, one manages to surreptitiously drop trou in the middle of the cabin and conduct said insertion.