The Best [Blank] Scene in Any Movie Is...

Best car: The Beast: Uncle Buck

Best Office Building Lobby Entrance scene: The Matrix
Best Lawyer Reaction To Jury Verdict scene: The Verdict (Newman’s subtle, restrained surprise says so much)
Best Butt Sex With Butter scene: Last Tango In Paris

Best “Man-Gets-Hit-By-Two-Cars” scene: Meet Joe Black

Best entrance: Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs.

He’s scary as hell and he just fucking stands there!

Best “I didn’t know they could actually act” scene starring somebody who nowadays appears in some lame-assed TV show that only my grandparents watch: Angela Lansbury talking to her son in The Manchurian Candidate

I’ll nominate Midnight Run. “I have just two words for you. Shut. The fuck. Up.”

Best Erotic Scenes Involving Food: Tampopo

Best Opening Monolog: Swordfish

Yes, chilling.

I still remember being completely flabbergasted by that scene, even though it’s been 15 years since I saw it for the first time.

Best uninterrupted camera shot in a movie: opening sequence of The Player
Bet comedic content over the closing credits The Hangover

Nah, that’s the opening scene of Harold and Kumar escape from Quantanamo Bay. Or even better: the “battleshits” scene from the first H & K movie.

Best swearing scene by a child.
Kick Ass “Okay you cunts, let’s see what you can do now.”

I’d nominate Paul Rudd leaving a message for Jason Segel in I Love You, Man. Paul Rudd seems like one of the most charismatic guys ever, or at least in recent pop culture, but that whole LONG phone message was just awkward to watch.

I’m a bigger fan of the line “You just contact the mayor’s office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it’s in the shape of a giant cock.”

Best monkey funeral scene: Sunset Boulevard

My favorite is “go fuck a refrigerator” from Robocop 2

Best list of rental movies to order: Randal on the phone in Clerks.
Best surprise cameo: Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar got to White Castle.
Best surprise mowing down of the entire cast: Das Boot.

I’d have to disagree with this and nominate Bad Santa instead.

Best musical number scene: Ray’s Music Exchange - Shake Your Tailfeather in The Blues Brothers.

Best end of the world scene: The end of Dr. Strangelove.

Best exploding sheep: Bad Taste

Best action scene: Chariot race in Ben Hur.

Tom Jones gets some consideration here.