The Best Movie Review Ever

Cafe Society
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North Korea’s Great Leader*, Kim Jong-Il took a break from saber-rattling the other day and watched a “light military comedy”. The reviews are in, and they’re spectacular. From this page, http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20030508/od_nm/korea_north_comedy_dc

I only wish that my local cineplex would show movies that were “great in cognitional and educational significance”.
*According to this page, http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/dear_leader.htm, Kim Jong-Il has started using his dad’s old moniker of “Great Leader”. Kim Jong-Il used to be “Dear Leader”, but apparently that was only while Pop was alive.

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That isn’t even close tot he best movie review. It just looks like a lot of Engrish.

The best one was as follows:

Girl gets transported to a surrealistic landscape where she kills the first person she comes across and teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - The Wizard of Oz. I think it was from a review in California a few years ago.

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How about the review for the long-forgotten drive-in horror flick “It Came From Hell”

. . . “And to Hell it can go!”

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Any review that keeps talkers, fussbudgets, and cell-phone abusers away from the opening week of ROTK.

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Roger Ebert said of a film (I forget which), “The ending of this film will be a surprise to anyone who has never seen a movie before.”

And come to think of it, Ebert’s review of Heaven’s Prisoners was pretty funny.

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Any review on Mr. Cranky is damnned funny

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According to the link, the Korean Coiffure enjoyed a “light military comedy.”

I guess he’s a big fan of Hawkeye. Wonder what he thought about that pantywaist Alan Alda coming along and screwing everything up. :wink:

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Reality Bites.

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Roger Ebert had this to say about North:

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I recall a review of David Fincher’s [I}Se7en* that said that the movie was “anti-human, and (embraced) evil”. I want to see more movies that do that.