The Best Pun Title Awards

As I observed in the “Amanda Seyfried and the Prosthetic Butthole” thread, certain articles (and other things) sometimes come up with superb puns, and I suggested that there ought to be a special award for them. In lieu of this, I submit the following thread for Great Punning Titles.

Here are the criteria:

1.) The title must be a pun, ideally related to the title of some famous or classic work. If a lot of Dopers aren’t familiar with that work and object to it, tough. A lot of things that used to be famous or required knowledge have fallen out of fashion these days.

2.) The pun and title ought not to be “forced” – it’s much better if things work out so that the pun fits very well naturally.

3.) Titles can be of magazine articles, internet articles, or the titles of works of art – books, plays, operas, poems, even television shows or videogames or the like.

An example of the type of pun (although it’s not actually the title of anything, and is pretty artificial since he had to set up the scene) was Dick Cavett’s suggestion that a photograph of Buster Keaton looking at Aristotle Onassis’ mansion be entitled “Buster Contemplating the Home of Aristotle.”. Which is hilarious is you’re familiar with Rembrandt’s painting Aristotle Contemplating the Bust of Homer, now in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC:

I’m not sure how familiar Dopers are with this work of art. Appreciation of the pun requires familiarity – if you gotta explain the joke, it don’t work. Hence my saying thsat if you don’t know it, tough. I’m faniliar with it, so it works for me. Doubtless I’ll be unfamiliar with a lot of the suggestions offered. Tha’s OK. But the joke ought to work with some sizeable population.

My nominees:

1.) “Looking Into Chapman’s Homer: The Physics of Judging a Fly Ball” by Peter Brancazio in American Journal of Physics 53 (9) p. 849-855 (1985). “Chapman” in this case, was the author of an even earlier AJP article from 1968 on baseball. The punning reference is to John Keats’ 1816 sonnet about experiencing George Chapman’s translation of The Odyssey. If you think that’s too highfalutin’, the guys who wrote Bored of the Rings used this as one of the blurbs on the back cover of that parody. Of course, they were from Harvard, where they’re force-fed this stuff.

https://pubs.aip.org/aapt/ajp/article-abstract/53/9/849/1052647/Looking-into-Chapman-s-homer-The-physics-of?redirectedFrom=fulltext

2.) “Quigley Down Under” on the blog Shadowplay, about the “Barbie Doll Appliance that “Scream Queen” actress Linnea Quigley wore in the 1985 film Return of the Living Dead. The other reference is to Tom Selleck’s 1990 gunslinger-in-Australia film of the same title.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102744/

3.) “The Fight of the Felix” – a 1970 episode of the TV sitcom The Odd Couple in which Felix Unger (Tony Randall) has to face a challenge in the boxing ring. Recalling, of course, Elleston Trevor’s 1964 novel The Flight of the Phoenix and the 1965 movie made from it. (The 2004 remake came later)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0664283/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flight_of_the_Phoenix\_(1965_film)

You don’t say !

Pornography loves these sorts of puns. Things like Shaving Ryan’s Privates, Laurence of My Labia, or On Golden Blonde.

If you want a nominee, I propose Rambone

Back when there were still (cloth) diaper services, someone struck back at the porn puns with a proposed business called “Debbie Does Diapers.”

I’m pretty sure it’s a fictional business, but it’s still a funny joke.

It’s a rather simple pun, but I always liked the title of the krautrock band Amon Düül II album “Vive La Trance”.

They might not be puns or plays on words based on any high art, but the late comedy writer John Sullivan did this with many of the episodes of his classic British sitcom Only Fools and Horses. A few examples (trust me there are lots):-

A slow bus to Chingford

Diamonds are for Heather

Friday the 14th

To Hull and back

From Prussia with love

Yuppy Love

Miami Twice

Anyway you get the idea!

People, people! There are plenty of pun titles out there. I’m looking for the Best of the Best – the unforced product of wit and circumstance that makes a title remain resonant in your memory for years, the way “The Fight of the Felix” has haunted my memory for over half a century.

Surely you can do better than trivial word substitution titles to find something with a true and unexpected double meaning, like “Looking into Chapman’s Homer”

Just for wordplay in general, Bob’s Burger’s delivers the goods. Looking at episode titles from the first few seasons at List of Bob's Burgers episodes - Wikipedia, a few jump out at me as favorites:

Bob Day Afternoon
God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
My Fuzzy Valentine
Tina Tailor Soldier Spy
Ain’t Miss Debatin’
Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene
The Trouble with Doubles
Go Tina on the Mountain

ETA: It occurs to me that the “fits very well naturally” criterion may be arguable for some of these. But I think some are pretty solid in that regard.

Rump hole of the Bailey.

Bob’s Burger of the Day is usually pretty good, too.

Some examples

And my personal favorite

https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/Burger_of_the_Day

I’ve always liked the beautiful simplicity of Mark Dunn’s Ella Minnow Pea: A Novel in Letters.

For nonfiction, how about Here’s Looking at Euclid: A Surprising Excursion Through the Astonishing World of Math, by Alex Bellos.

PhD theses are a good place to mine for puns

From High School, 1968:

“A Sale of Two Titties”

The two I remember from my younger days were Intercourse with a Vampire and The Pudsucker Roxy.

Groucho Marx said it earlier, about Jane Russell.

One of my favorites is our very own The Winter of Our Missed Content.

Oh, yes. I love those. Who wouldn’t want a Roquefort Files Burger?

On Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me, they will sometimes play a little snippet of music after a question before moving on to the next one. I always figured it was there to provide the editors a break so they could stitch together the recording from the live show. It did provide a opportunity for creativity.

One that I didn’t hear, but wish I had, was after a question about someone going through security at an airport who put their child carrier, with the child in it, onto the belt for the X-ray machine. And that was followed up with…

“Carry on my wayward son…”

I also have a certain fondness for a hair salon shown on an episode of The Simpsons, “Turn Your Head and Coif”.

I did not know that! Thanks.

See also “Hairy Shearers.”