O.K. so puns make everyone groan, (see title for a shining example). but nevertheless, sometimes there’s a certain satisfaction in a particularly good pun.
Post puns, (either your own or one you’ve heard, ideally examples from real life, not just one you read in a book somewhere) that you think were particularly witty/groan worthy.
To contribute, the local chaplain was visiting our house one day and happened to get talking about how unusual it was that he’d been stationed at the local school for so long. Normally, he said, chaplains get moved from school to school fairly often and he thought maybe the administration had just overlooked him. To which I replied;
“Well, I suppose it must have been a clerical error”
Now admittedly at the time it was as well received as a fart in a space suit, but in a sad, sad way, I was a little proud of it.
So dopers, either mock me forever more, or validate my story with similar examples of your own.