A girl I knew in college. We never were single (or looking, or I was too chicken to ask her out) at the same time, but there always was a “spark” there somewhere.
Two years after college, she was 1 year ahead of me and had been gone for 3 years. I was still in that town working. There was a music fest one particular weekend, and she happenend to come into town and leave a message on my machine.
The result:
I met her at her hotel. About 2/3 of the way through she says "Jesus, Andy, if I knew you could do this, I would have (explicative)ed you years ago.
The second time:
Probably the second or third time me and my ex-wife (then girlfriend) did the deed. It’s all over and done with and she looks me in the eyes and says, “Jeez, where’d you learn how to do that!?!”
I just like “pleasuring” the person I’m with. Most guys don’t care. Wasn’t that point made in “Revenge of the Nerds”?
Not that I’m a nerd mind you.
[sub]OK, maybe I am, but I can still bend 250lbs! I am the world’s strongest NERD!!![/sub]
robgruver: heh heh…cool you never told her but we’re close enough that you told me…I love it!!! Geez, I would have walked right in and said, Thanks honey, but tell your friend to hang up, let’s beat last night’s feat!! But dude, you da bomb!
andyman: You know the old joke. What does it take to please a woman? Who cares? Ha Ha!
(Just kidding)
Reeder, having your daughters ask for advice is pretty cool too.
A good friend and I were having a “play-around” evening a few months ago. You know, one of those tease each other mercilessly but don’t expect to go the full distance. (Hey, they happen sometimes.) I went down on her and a little bit later she came more than a foot off the bed, pulling me upwards with her a few seconds later to complete the deed en toto.
Her words afterward: “When you went down on me, I was going to tell you to stop, but you’re just too damn good at that.”
The second, and I count this among my most cherished compliments ever: A few years ago I was dating a bi-sexual woman. After oralizing her the first time, she looked me straight in the eye and said, “Jesus Christ! You do that just like a girl.”
I think that’s the only time a man has ever beamed at hearing those words put together in that particular order.
She says: “Well, it is awfully big for me, and what you propose doing will no doubt make me walk funny for a month, and since I’ve never done that before, the strain on my back will permanently cripple me, plus I’ve never had my knees by my ears, but since it’s you I will give you anything you want, so go ahead and take what you want and don’t worry about the high decibel screaming from me.”
No one has ever actually said that to me, but “can” does seem to include future (improbable) possibilities.
