The best words a guy can hear

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#41

“I don’t mind where you stick it, just as long as you lube up before you go in the back door”.

No, I never actually slept with her, she was a dancer at the club where I used to tend bar and I had a personal policy about getting involved with the girls at the club(not that I didn’t get really close to breaking it then).

#42

There was the time when my then-GF told me she orgasmed as a result of my coming in her mouth.

She was one of those rare women who ejaculate at orgasm, so it was clear that she wasn’t BSing me.

Best of all, it wasn’t a one-time-only deal; it kept on happening from then on.