The Bill H. Axiom

When a new post is entered, it’s length multiplied by it’s importance is in direct proportion to the odds that the site will fizzle as the post is being submitted.

For the love of pete. There must be something we can do. And when I say “we,” I include me in the form of money. If I were near the windy city, I’d offer manual labor as well. I know that some hard-working people are doing the best they can and providing a damn good service with what they’ve got, but it really can be better, and I’m convinced that it wouldn’t take much in time or money to get it that way.

As a businessman, I appreciate the complexities of accepting money. I suspect the biggest issue from the crack legal team is that if money is accepted then there may be an implied responsibility to keep the service running. I.e. in the off chance people paid money, and it had to be shut down the next week, perhaps the Reader could be sued.

Well I for one am willing to waive all rights to anything at all. Just give me an anonymous post office box and I’ll send what I can in cash and if that doesn’t relieve enough responsibility, I’ll sign anything. Just please throw a second server at this thing, or more memory or bring in another ISP or whatever it takes to make it better. Please.

Thank you.

And the Addiction claims another victim.

The SBMB: Trading the bliss of ignorance for the pangs of withdrawal since 1999.

I’m still waiting for someone to get desperate enough to offer Jerry the Tech God sex if he can get the board to run faster. I figure that’s what he’s probably holding out for (I know I would). :wink:

Even I have my limits.

I’d want to see a picture of Jerry first.

When I type an extra long or important reply (i.e., I’d be upset that if I had to ‘write it off’ so to speak), I first highlight and copy to the text into the clipboard (right click). This way, if the post winds up in internet limbo, I can just paste it back into a new try.

Peace.

moriah’s observation: “The slower the board, the more likely gremlins will eat your attempted post.”

Sorry, Bill, but I think you’re too big to fit in the wheel.

And Asylum, what board have you been posting to? On this one, it seems like Jerry (upon him be peace) gets offered sex at least twice a week.

Maybe instead of cash, I should’ve offered to mail in additional hamsters.