I’m working part time now, but I’m still the entire graphics department. Well, we got a shipment in and I can’t print the labels fast enough because 1) I’m only here a couple of hours everyday but Friday and 2) I only have two working printers.
I’ve let everyone know that I need new printers, whether a different model (which I’ve made suggestions about ranging from ‘ask the copier guy, he might be able to recommend one’ to ‘look! This generic ink cartridge will go in all these models, including these two printers we have that I’m not using.’ Naturally these were ignored.) or repairing the ones we have, since buying ‘new’ ones means we get ones that are usually as beat up as the ones we have. But, I have two working printers.
The big boss has finally decided to do something - looking into buying ink for the two Canons I have and buying the parts for at least a few of the broken printers. A little late, but at least for NEXT time…
Well, my boss decided to have me show her and the warehouse guy how to print. And by how to print, I mean I set up the jobs and they just had the feed the printers and make sure they didn’t clog, jam, or run out of ink. You would think a trained monkey could do this, wouldn’t you? But they did some and then the big boss figured out a way to have the printers have more than one sheet of label paper at a time (I always just feed it one at a time, because the label paper is thick and it tends to jam.) Well, then he decided that meant he could walk away.
So I walk into my office this morning.
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There’s random piles of blank paper everywhere. Why the hell did you make a mess of my office? Seriously, do you have any idea of how RUDE that is?!
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There’s six pages misprinted, plus two that I have no idea if were reprinted or not. Because, like usual, there was an ink clog and the wrong color printed. This is why you don’t walk away.
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Apparently they did something so it was spewing nonsense. I have no idea what they did there. But that’s another ruined page. And another that didn’t feed right.
Look, when I say, sit there, feed the printers, and watch it, and I give symptoms of what to watch for, DO IT! Am I or am I not the expert? Have I or have I not been doing this and refining the method for three years? I’m sorry, but printing means you are CHAINED to the printers until it’s DONE. You don’t walk away! How many errors do I tend to have? Maybe two pages out of 500? And you had 8 out of less than 30? ARGH!
The fastest possible way to piss me off is to not listen.
So… bitch about work!