The Blue Jay Death Spiral: Fuck Godfrey, Fuck Ricciardi, Fuck Rios, Fuck Fuck Fuck

The BBQ Pit
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On behalf of your New York Metropolitan Baseball Club, I hereby offer the Toronto Blue Jays Carlos Delgado for David Cooper. We will assume two-thirds of Delgado’s salary for this contract, and 15% of any other contract you decide to offer him EVER.

Movers are standing by at Mr. Delgado’s house.

Please respond ASAP.

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[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]
On behalf of your New York Metropolitan Baseball Club, I hereby offer the Toronto Blue Jays Carlos Delgado for David Cooper. We will assume two-thirds of Delgado’s salary for this contract, and 15% of any other contract you decide to offer him EVER.

Movers are standing by at Mr. Delgado’s house.

Please respond ASAP.
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On behalf of the Toronto Blue Jays Professional Baseball Club, I humbly reject your generous offer, and propose a counteroffer; Cooper for Jose Reyes, straight up.

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[QUOTE=RickJay]
On behalf of the Toronto Blue Jays Professional Baseball Club, I humbly reject your generous offer, and propose a counteroffer; Cooper for Jose Reyes, straight up.
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Which leads to the inevitable irresistable counter-offer: Pedro Martinez for Roy Halladay and a first-base coach to be named later.

Hey, Cito Gaston’s got his first win! Happy Days are back again in Toronto!!