The BP Oil Spill Has Negatively Impacted My Attitude Towards Brits

I thought that was Rush Limbaugh? He’s not British.

The stupidity of some Yanks has negatively impacted my attitude towards Yanks. I try not to let it overflow, given that I live amongst them, and I have wonderful friends who are Yanks, but when I see the utter retardation of some, it is hard not to let that overflow into my day to day interactions.

BP internal investigation

http://www.bp.com/sectiongenericarticle.do?categoryId=9034902&contentId=7064891

It’s complicated, the HQ is in The Hague, but the registered office and primary listing is in London. Oddly enough, the “Shell” part of the company name goes way back to a seashell collecting business. That’s diversification for you.

Damn it, Hal! I was just about to post, “It would really be more topical to dump their oil in the harbour… oh, never mind, that’s already been done”, but then you beat me to it. Very annoying.

…which arose from the merger of the Shell Transport & Trading Company and the Royal Dutch Company. It was Royal Dutch/Shell until quite recently, and the company is as British as it is Dutch.

Does it now? Thanks for that bit of info, I’ve long wondered why an oil company was called “Shell.”

My history teacher told us a completely different story, which is that the company took the scallop shell logo from the Shell of St. James, the scallop shell worn by pilgrims traveling to Santiago de Compostela, which later became a symbol of travel in general.

I was a bit surprised to find out such a specific story was a complete load of horseshit.

The reasons and how: The BP Oilspill explained in details

Just in case you didn’t notice, Clark & Dawe are not British.

That’s why you’re the straight man.

They officially changed their name to BP 9 years ago after being British Petroleum for 47 years during which time they were casually referred to as BP anyway. I don`t know what’s stupider, blaming the UK because of something done by a company that happens to have “British” in its name or pretending companies can change their name for marketing purposes and everyone has to follow along. Companies are free to try and rebrand all they want, it doesn’t mean anyone else has to adopt their new brand.

BP stands for British Petroleum, KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, and PPL stands for Pennsylvania Power and Light, in spite of any corporate reorganizations to the contrary.

Also, Altria is still Phillip Morris. Xe is still Blackwater and they’re both stupid names.

That’s all.

It’s substantially a merger of Amoco (Standard Oil of Indiana) and Sohio (Standard Oil of Ohio).

Don’t forget those bastards at the Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company!

Strangely, one of those “BBC are environmental lefties” blogs says: “the BBC seems to have aligned itself with Obama as he takes shots at BP”.

Here’s the BBC website coverage of the disaster. It doesn’t seem particularly pro-BP.

Like I always say, if they’re getting it from both sides, they’re probably doing something right.

Funnily enough, Calgary and Alberta are home to the Canadian head offices of most of the big players in the oil and gas industry, and I thought the BP crap was just oil company business as usual. :slight_smile:

ETA: In other words, it’s not the British that are doing bad things, it’s the oil and gas companies.

I honestly haven’t heard anyone saying this stuff (not that they haven’t been, but I haven’t heard it.) But certainly politicians and pundits aren’t saying it, are they? I really think they would be if it was Mexican Petroleum. They’d call the company an invading army.

It’s a shell company.
Actually they are international corporations based in England. Is Haliburton American? They are headquarted in Dubai. Many corporations are based in the Caimans. That is a ruse to escape taxes and regulation though.

Did you even read the rest of the thread before posting? It’s only one page.

Ah, but I’d suggest that those “plummy accents” can also bring you out of your Anglophobic Funk.

I prescribe listening to a couple of P.G. Wodehouse audiobooks, followed by some Blackadder, Beyond the Fringe and Monty Python. Then segue into Michael Palin’s travelogues, back to Fry & Laurie for A Bit of Fry & Laurie and/or Jeeves and Wooster, and then try a few hours of The Beeb.

You’ll be humming “Rule Brittania”…

… even as you shake your fist at BP proclaiming “Sod the buggahs!”

So, you got it all figured out, and everyone else is retarded. I’d wager you are the first Brit in history to take that attitude :rolleyes: