If that dosent qualify as a Dr. Seuss book I don’t know what would.
Another linkage for the original one.
Milhouse is from The Simpsons which features the voice of Hank Azaria.
Hank Azaria was married to Helen Hunt.
Helen Hunt once said she liked Harvey Keitel’s penis on Mad About You.
Three degrees without even having to invoke Milhouse’s “flamboyantly homosexual tendencies”.
Let’s see if we can get Eve to play:
The connection between Harvey Keitel’s Penis and Humphrey Boagart in degrees or less.
Ooops. That should read “6 degrees or fewer.”
Bogey starred in “Beat the Devil”. Keitel is playing the Devil in the upcoming SAndler fiesta “Little Nicky”. I think the connection here speaks for itself.
sincerely,
Jerry Bartowski
Robinson Crusoe
Pierce Brosnan played the title role in 1996.
Pierce also appears in The World is not Enough with John Cleese.
John Cleese appeared this year in The Magic Pudding, with The Man Who Would Hold Harvey Keitel’s Penis, Sam Neill.
I don’t want to spoil Eve’s fun, but I will say that you can get straight from Bogie to Harvey’s monkey in three moves. I’ve been thinking about William Faulkner. Can he get to Harvey’s penis without using a film that has Bogart in it?
How about Harvey’s penis and… a cuttlefish?
Are we allowed to use odor as factor? If so, I can do it in one.
Bwahahaha! Jack, you’re killin’ me here.
I was going to do it in two:
When agitated, a cuttlefish changes color
When agitated, Harvey Keitel’s penis also changes color (one assumes).
I was thinking about consistency, that works in one move as well.
I’m surprised no one has proposed this one:
HK’sP and Bill Clinton?
A cuttlefish is a cephalopod.
“Cepolopod” means “footed-head” in Latin.
Harvey Keitels penis has a head.
Okay, how about United Nations General Secretary Kofi Annan.
What, no Gwar fans in the house?
Cuttlefish?
a cuttledfish is a small squid.
A large squid was featured in 20,000 leagues under the sea alongside Captain Nemo, played by Ben Cross.
Ben Cross was Prince Malagant in First Knight alongside King Arthur, Sean Connery
Sean Connery was in The Hunt for red October with Sam Neil
and Sam Neil was with Kiddie Keitel in the Piano.
and since no one got batman.
the Batman TV series frequently had James O’hara as a TV Sargent.
James O’hara was in Driller Killer with Abel Ferrara.
Abel Ferrara wrote and directed bad Lt.
Next up
Mike Myers the comedian.
so what’s the difference between Harvey Keitel’s dick, and Grimace?
well, one of them is a disgusting purple monstrosity, and the other is…
wait for it,
wait for it!
… a McDonald’s character.
ba-dum CHA
Driller Killer?!?
mike myers was a cast member of saturday night live when keitel made an appearence (madonna was the musical guest, but I got no date or even approximate age). One of the skits featured keitel trying to use the facilities of a restaurant while the odd bathroom attendant (Nealon, maybe?) got quirkier and quirkier. and guess what, folks. harvey dropped his pants. sure, nothing was visible, but as a method actor, he would almost certainly really drop the trou, y’know?
bam! another 1!
where the hell’s my donuts?
jb
Kofi Annan is married to Nane Annan
Nane Annan is the niece of Raoul Wallenberg, the diplomat who rescued 100000 Jews from Hungary in WWII…
…and who was played by Richard Chamberlain in Wallenberg: A Hero’s Story…
…Chamberlain also starred in the miniseries “Too Rich: The Secret Life of Doris Duke” along with Brian Dennehy…
…who was in this year’s production of “Fail Safe,” along with one Harvey Keitel…
…whose penis has appeared on-screen more often than many of us would prefer.
Let’s compare big and small, now: Harvey versus Ron Jeremy
Faulkner authored a short story titled “Smoke,” and HK and His Penis starred in a movie titled “Smoke.” Faulker also wrote “As I Lay Dying,” which we called “As I Lay Breeding” in my English class my senior year in high school. The connection between breeding and HK’sP should be self-evident.
Damn. Good one Jb-farley. I never even thought of that one. Now, Calista Flockhart and Keitel’s wang.
Calista Flockhart was an extra in Quiz Show, with John Turturro.
Tuturro was in Clockers with… a cameo appearance by Spike Lee…
…who directed Mo Better Blues…
…and dialogue from which serves as the introduction for the Roots’ album Things Fall Apart…
…which features guest artist Schooly D…
…who did the famous “your sister is so low she’d suck the dick of a little maggot” song (with a sample from Zeppelin’s Kashmir) in the film Bad Lieutenant, starring Harvey Keitel’s penis.
What, you didn’t think I’d go straight from Clockers, did you?