The Brand Spanking New Harvey Keitel Penis Game

Not bad Sofa king. Don’t forget to start a new one once you get it.
I actually had a different line (I forgot she was in clockers)

Calista stars in Ally Mcbeal with this seasons special guest, Robert Downey Jr.

Robby starred in Two Girls and a Guy (with his penis) directed by James Toback

James Toback directed Bugsy with Keitel.

In Holy Smoke frequent views are seen of Keitel’s Bugsy.

How about… The Dalai Lama

Unbelievable. While rooting around to see what the big DL has done I ran across this:

À la recherche de Kundun avec Martin Scorsese (1998), or Searching for Kundun with Martin Scorsese. The Dalai Lama plays himself.

And of course, Scorsese directed Keitel in Taxi Driver, thus giving the Dalai Lama one of the lower Harvey Keitel Penis Numbers out there. About a two and a half, if you consider that the real star didn’t make his appearance in Taxi Driver.

Okay, how about this one: Jeremy Irons’ penis and Harvey Keitel’s penis: how close are they really?

Way too easy.

Jeremy Irons starred in Faeries with Kate Winslet. (as voices of course). What movies have his penis appeared in again? I’m trying to remember.
*Note to self, when you attempt to remember all the movies that have featured the Irons Iron, you need help.
Next one. Steve Jobs and Keitel’s Schlong

Well, see, I was trying to go penis-to-penis with that question. Example:

Jeremy Irons’ penis stars in Damage with Juliette Binoche

Who stars in The English Patient with Willem Dafoe

Who appears in Victory with Sam Neill

Who has just been rubbed all over by Harvey Keitel’s penis today for his role in The Piano.
I’m curious to see how close Steve Jobs is to Harvey’s job.

As an aside, Bruce Willis’ penis and Harvey Keitel’s penis are so close they’re practically touching.

ahhh yes. Pulp Fiction.

How about. Al Pacino and Harvey Keitel’s penis

Ok, enough of this foolishness.

Here’s what we all really want to know.
How close is OldScratch to Harvey Keitel’s penis?

so close, they’re like family

I’ll do this one.

OldScratch has a family friend in Timothy Busfield (same religion as my parents, go figure)

Timothy Busfield is in the West Wing with Rob Lowe (who exposed his penis and an underaged girl for millions)

Rob Lowe stared in Austin Powers 2 the Spy Who Shagged me, with Heather Graham

Heather Graham was in Two Girls and a Guy, directed by James Tomback.

James Tombak wrote Bugsy, starring Keitel.
There’s an even shorter path involving John’s Malkovich, but I really don’t want to be any closer to the Little Bad Lt. than nessecary.

Heh. Me and my friends use to play the Kevin Bacon game with Harvey Keitel’s wang. Great minds? Nah. Lots of alcohol.

I offer a suggested rule. You cannot use Harvey Keitel. That was the way it was offered to me.

“Harvey Keitel’s penis…but you can’t got hrough Harvey Keitel!”