…is the first guy who ever tried milk. Can you imagine what happened?
Caveman1: You see that thing over there?
Caveman2: Yeah
1: You see how it has four thingies hanging down from the bottom?
2: Yeah
1: Well, I’m gonna yank on it, and whatever comes out, I’M DRINKING IT!
I bet they had a giant betting pool on whether or not he would do it, too. Maybe it was the world’s first frat initiation.
Oh, no no no…
The bravest man was the first one to eat an oyster.
Fellas, these are just the men that lived!! The reason we do these things now is that the brave cavepersons lived after doing these things.
Can you imagine all the things the brave cavepeople ate or drink and did not live?
Caveman 1: See that Wooly Mammoth over there?
Caveman 2: Unga!
Caveman 1: I am going to drink his piss. It will make me strong!
Caveman 2: Unga Bunga!
Ok. Well maybe that would be DUMBEST man in universe, but sometimes it is hard to tell the bravest from the dumbest!
Yeah, but how many times do you think they burned themselves whilst figuring out fire? Jesus, most people now can’t light a cigerette safely without getting burned.
Scenario: She is 8 1/2 months pregnant with her 4th child in 7 years. He has just returned home from taking the day off and going golfing where he made a bet with his buddies.
The little ones are finally in bed. He asks her for some sex, but she’s too tired. He keeps pestering her. She finally agrees to a bj.
She commences, and he follows through on the bet. He surreptitiously clicks on a small pocket tape recorder and says:
“Say, honey, don’t you think the kitchen floor needs a little cleaning?”
That’s brave.
nooooo, that’s stupid.
The bravest man in the universe is the guy who shaves his pubic hair with a straight razor.
REAL men use a hunting knife!!
Hey, that’s me!! all of you can look at me in awe.
And you want to shave your pubic hair because . . .?
Because it’s brave, duh.
Uh…I don’t get it.
Easy test: if they live, they’re brave. If not, they were dumb.
Anybody remember that beer (?) commercial where the guy’s wondering about the first person to ever eat a lobster?
“Giant sea cockroaches…”
Lorena Bobbit’s first date after she was released
Damn, I thought this thread was about the Crocodile Hunter.
But since we’re on the topic, what’s the greatest trust in the world?
Two cannibals having oral sex.
Jeffrey Dahmer to Lorena Bobbitt: “You gonna eat that?”
(I really am truly sorry.)
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friedo, your caveman story reminds me of my second favourite calvin and hobbes comic. strangly enough a co-worker and i were just talking about that this afternoon. i believe that we concluded that the one who thought to milk the goat needed some serious help.
Peter McNeely. Orlen Norris.
Hockey/rugby/football refs.
The second man to prepare and eat a puffer fish, since the first man probably died.