If it wasn’t for that Yaqui sorceror, I’d never have gotten my degree!
Carlos Castenada, anthropology student of dubious reputation.
What’s boxcars in Atlantic City?
Sixes on dices!
O. Henry’s story about a bum that can’t get arrested.
It was a cold winter.
Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?
I’d like to shake his hand, he made my baby fall in love with me!
Go ahead, pray to your golden cow, see if I care!
Moses didn’t say that! (cow or calf?)
He freed Dora after buying her and her unrelated twin brother.
Heinlein concept.
What size shoes did my darling Clementine wear?
Number nine. Herring boxes without topses.
H, He, Li, Be, [?]
Bo, Ca,
“Orphan” is a person who has lost his parents. “Often” is frequently.
G&Sullivan. “Young Frederick!” “Who Calls?” “Your late Commander!” “And I, your little Ruth.” (They enter, point pistols at his head from either side) Frederick: “Oh mad intruders, how dare you face me? Know you not, oh rash ones, that I have doomed you to extermination?” “Have mercy on us!” “Hear us, ere you slaughter!”
What’s a wen, in the medical world?
Skin bump
What’s DNS, in the computer world?
Internet address
Profiles in PT-109. No, wait, that’s not the title.
Courage
What’s the difference between a stock and a bond?
Ownership; loan
Who did Babe the oddly-colored ox belong to?
Paul!
Peach liqueur and OJ gets me feeling fuzzy - why?
Being a pillar of the community is good, but this Genesis spouse made a fatal, salty error.
Lot’s wife
Good evening, Mr. & Mrs. North America and all the ships at sea.
Radio broadcasts…Edgar R. Murrow?
Have a Lucky instead of a sweet!
'40’s, '50’s advertising. I thought it was “Reach for a Lucky…”
Since I just found this and everyone already got what I knew, I’d just thought I’d throw in that Lazarus Long did indeed rescue Llita and Joe, but at the time, everyone knew him as Capt. Aaron Sheffield.
I’m keepin’ my eye open for the next challenge. Beer is good.