Final try.
Changed answers are in bold for your convenience.
1.Wilbur Mills, Congressman from Arkansas, caught with stripper Fanny Foxe.
2.Buddha.
3. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, according to Shakespeare’s Hamlet*
4.You’d be Sharon McLonergan, singing in the musical Finian’s Rainbow.**
5.Yes. From “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant” by Billy Joel. (Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies and the King and the Queen of the Prom/ Riding around with the car down and the radio on…)*
6.Fermat.
7. Vincent Van Gogh; his brother, Theo, was his would-be agent (and I believe the only person who actually bought one of his paintings).*
8. Then I challenge you to a rematch of tennis, starting score, Love-Love.*
9. In accord with c. 1246, the National Conference of Catholic Bishops decrees that the holydays of obligation to be observed in the United States are the solemnity of Mary, the Mother of God; the solemnity of the Ascension; the solemnity of the Assumption; the solemnity of All Saints; the solemnity of the Immaculate Conception; the solemnity of Christmas. The solemnity of the Epiphany shall transferred to the first Sunday following January 1st; the solemnity of Corpus Christi shall be on the second Sunday following Pentecost. When the solemnities of Mary, Mother of God, the Assumption, and All Saints fall on a Saturday or a Monday they will not be observed as holy days of obligation.**
10. T.S. Eliot, cat, black and white.
11. The U.S. Navy.
12. The Vietnam War.
13. Playing Backgammon.
14. Sarah Chalke.
15. Sidney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam.
16. They’re all Friends! (Monica Gellar, Rachael Green, Chandler Bing, Phoebe Buffay, and Joey Tribbiani.)**
17. Hughes Rehnquist. (Supreme Court Chief Justices. And if you can get away with “Taney” as a first name, I can get away with “Hughes.”)
18. It was the name of his capsule.
19. She likes Golden Delicious apples, but not any other types of apples.**
20.Dr. Doolittle.
21. Woodrow Wilson Kept Us Out Of War, and Woodrow Wilson Is Too Proud To Fight. At least, he was until he won the election of 1916 in which these slogans were whereupon a year later we suddenly found ourselves involved in World War I….*
22. ABBA. Blech.*
23.Because the Angel of Death “passed over” the children of Israel in the final plague of Egypt.*
24. Because the legend is that George Washington threw a dollar across the Delaware. He chopped down a cherry tree when he was a kid, though. And no dollars existed back then, either.
25. While not necessarily the first guy to find it, he was the first to document the Grafenberg Spot", better known as the G-spot. Ask Tveblen why this is important.*
26. 62 or 64.
27. His high school ring.
28. Well, smelt is a small fish, so that’s okay; but spelt is a wheat used for livestock, I think you’ll end up fat as a cow… (No offense intended towards Imthecowgodmoo or tinycow for that stereotype.) **
29. Enola Gay drops an atomic bomb on Hiroshima.
30. New South Wales; another is Northern Territory. (provinces of Australia, mate)**
31. Andy Warhol.*
32. The National Palace in Mexico City.*
33.Famous for saying: “I can’t type. I can’t file. I can’t even answer the phone.”, Ms. Ray was a former Miss Virginia hired as a ‘secretary’ for Ohio Representative Wayne Hays, although given the mattress in Hays’ back office, it’s unlikely that Ms. Ray was ever hired for her typing skills…**
34. Wallace Stevens.
35. Nothing, according to the rules. Gaining all money paid for fines and Community Chest/Chance cards is just a house rule.*
36. The same animator: Mike Judge, as well as the same home town.*
37. A chant spun by Democrats in the Presidential election of 1884, in which they (successfully) supported the admitted bastard-siring Grover Cleveland.*
38. Lombardi Trophy.**
39. Four no-trump (assuming you’re not talking about doubles and re-doubles).*
40. Snow. Lots of words for snow.
41. The Secret Service, a branch of the Treasury Department.*
42. At the opera, watching Verdi’s Rigoletto.**
43. His confession was made without his legal counsel present, and Ernesto Miranda had no knowledge of his legal rights to counsel. After Miranda v. Arizona before the Supreme Court, the practice of informing someone of their rights became known as “Mirandizing” and the lack thereof was accepted as reason for overturning entry of evidence (yeah, I’m wrong on the specifics of what it means, but all my knowledge of the law comes from watching Law & Order).*
44. Quayle. (U.S. Vice Presidents)*
45. One that you send a card on Valentines Day. Or, mathematically, an angle less than 90 degrees.*
46. February 13th.
47. No, it has to do with calculus. Although understanding calculus may actually help in trying to figure out your car loan payments.*
48. Pomegranate.
49. You’d sublimate from a solid to a gas.
50. Mixing and serving them. They’re a type of drink.*
JMCJ
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