I haven’t a clue about anything like enough of these to be in with a shout at winning…
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So, wait. Madeline was Judy all along? But she died the FIRST time she fell from the bell tower!
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In what compass direction must you travel to get from Munchkin Country to the Emerald City? And what other areas surround Emerald City?
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The most impressive things might happen if Mrs. Greymalkin gave YOU her son Felix’s old chemistry set.
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Distinguish gelatos, sorbets, sherberts, ice cream, and sorghum, please. And which one just doesn’t belong?
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What’s the volume of a solid cube with sides of length 4pi, into one face of which a cylindrical hole has been drilled of depth 2 and radius 2?
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So the whole class starts laughing at my friend after he asked if that guy who wrote “The Three Musketeers” was a dumbass. You ask me, all them old writer guys are dumb asses. – No, only Alexandre.
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Raid kills bugs dead, so I guess Raid 5 kills computer bugs better than Raid 1, or something. I heard the computers at work use Raid 5 on their bugs. – Yep, they hit 'em with a round flat thing. And to make sure they use another one. And some more. It’s not like they cost a lot.
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What’s “bukkake,” to a porn aficionado?
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James Madison must hate William Plummer.
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Who was rescued by Coast Guard helicopter 1445?
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What band are you watching if you see Aja Leith on lead guitar and Shana Elmsford on drums?
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Punching down means some very different things to Mike Tyson and a baker. – But they both do it 'cos they need the dough (possibly Tyson does rather more, these days)
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If my sister hadn’t spilled the beans about my engagement to Edward, then Edward’s inheritance never would have been cut off, and he wouldn’t have gotten a chance to marry Elinor. But his brother Robert was now getting all that dough, so I was happy to marry him instead.
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I still don’t know why I did it, but I ran out that night after seeing the commercial and bought Hüsker Dü. It was like I had to have it.
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I wonder if Baron von Kissalot ever paid the cab fare?
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In HBO’s “Classical Baby” series, what music accompanies the Jackson Pollack painting?
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Who played the murderous handyman in “The House With No Doors?”
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What are the Roman Catholic Holy Days of Obligation? All of them, please.
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First I broadcast a UDP packet with source IP 0.0.0.0 to port 67 on 255.255.255.255. Then if I get a response, I accept the offer. What am I doing?
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Long Island Ice Teas will screw you up, but not nearly as badly as getting involved with a Long Island Lolita.
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Everyone knows there are six hundred thirteen mitzvot. But how many of them tell you to do stuff, and how many of them tell you NOT to do stuff?
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I can never remember if I should order a Grey Goose martini or a Spruce Goose martini.
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Life upon the wicked stage ain’t ever what a girl supposes, according to what showboatin’ gal?
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So I get this card that has a picture of a seal inside, and it says, “You picked a fine time to leave me, you seal.” I don’t get it. – Shoulda stuck around till harvest time, what with two pairs of undernourished infants.
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Bellamira and Pilia-Borza just wanted the gold. Abigail lied about her conversion the first time, but not the second. And Barbaras lives happily ever after. Right?
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Diabetes is diabetes. Enough of this type one and type two business; it’s all the same thing.
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If Saffron pretended she was my wife, I don’t know if I could have resisted as long as Mal did.
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Stock up on Cipro in case the terrorists attack again. Er…. Remind me how that will that help?
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Consider an electric line, sixteen feet long, strung between two poles that are both seventeen feet high. The ends of the line are attached to the tops of the poles. At its lowest point, the line hangs nine feet above the ground. How far apart are the two poles? – As far apart as the poles on a magnet.
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Natural ones have octahedral crystals, and synthetic ones have at least some cubic sectors visible during fluorescence.
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It’s an integer, but not a whole number. It’s the identity element for addition, and arguably not remotely heroic. – I got nothing here.
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Who was the first recorded European to see the landmark that gave the 2004 TV series starring Caroline Dhavernas its name?
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Classic love triangle: Esmeralda loves Phoebus, and Phoebus loves Frollo, and Frollo loves Esmeralda. No, that won’t end badly.
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In 12 years, Cecil will be twice as old as Adam; right now, he’s five times older. How old is Cecil? – Score one for the team!
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Why haven’t you read that book by Dr. Floyd Ferris, “Why Do You Think You Think?”
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On the show Carita de ángel, what fashion accessory was Tía Pelucas best known for?
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Rose was too old for Alex, and too young for George, and Jenny was too young for Alex, but they all had dalliances of a sort anyway.
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What mathematical term refers to sets in which every space is open? (Don’t swear; the answer is not an F-word).
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I don’t know what it has to do with hairy limes, but this movie has a famous speech atop a Ferris wheel, in which the bad guy claims the greatness of the Renaissance was the result of Italy’s war experience and the Swiss, in contrast, have produced nothing greater than a cuckoo clock. – You’ll find this behind the slips, on the way to the boundary.
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Evaluate the product of (3+4i) and (2+i), where i is the imaginary number. – 2 + 11i
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Art Appreciation 101: Identify the artists for items A and B, found here.
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How did the Great Brain win his bet about riding the wild jackass, especially when he was under “court sentence” not to swindle or cheat any kids in town?
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I keep hearing about this thing I have to do before I can mold chocolate – but why do I care about getting the chocolate mad?
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What lawyer represented Maurice Baron when he sued Morey Amsterdam for plagiarism?
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If you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
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Smash a Lifesaver with a hammer, and get a flash of light. Why?
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If you were a resident of Kaskaskia Township in April 1881, discuss the complexities of figuring out what state you lived in.
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What heroic measures are necessary to get Sam McGee warmed up around Lake LaBarge?
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In the musical Annie, what politician is musically derided for promising a chicken in every pot?
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Who was the first serving US Senator to accept a regular TV acting gig?
I’m so woefully inadequate. 