pkbites, your a fucking moron.
“Ugly women”? :rolleyes:
Try going to the UK sometime. Before I met Fierra I had to wear a neck brace every time I went, because I kept turning to glance casually at the beauties that seem to flock about the streets.
“Looking at your legs? No, not at all, I was only admiring your…umm…dress and…(gulp) stockings and…heels…tell me, where would a gal like myself shop for the same thing? Could I…um…[sub]come to your house and try some things on? And maybe I could give you a backrub, you look so tired carrying those luscious…umm…breasts… around all day?[/sub]”
Not really. But I do have a little British blood in me on my Paternal grandmothers side, and I can vouch for everything I said.
Next thing you know you’ll be screaming at me for making comments about red headed yuppies.
Just in case he doesn’t, here’s the poemThe Dutch in the Medway
(1664-1672)
by Rudyard Kipling
That’s just our strange sense of humour that pkbiteme thinks is a bad thing 
As for the bring back the empire stuff, there weren’t any big wars when when we ruled everything, then we gave a load of stuff up and everyone’s fighting.
My girlfriend is English, and as well as being beautiful she has great teeth, as anyone who has met her can verify. You however, display ample evidence for being a fucking moron.
Well I am not agreeing for anything less than an entire channel devoted to The Black Adder.
No wars?
Let’s see, the Boer War, Crimean War, Napoleonic Wars, and a whole bunch of others that came extremely close.
:rolleyes:
Oh, and Russia is not communist, anymore, and even then, throughout most of the British Imperial period, it was the RUSSIAN Empire.
I think you should settle for an American equivalent, because that would be more possible. As far as nuking the French, God save the Queen, baby…
- or those who rowed across the North Sea for the same purpose, eh ?
Ehm - the above reference to Swein Forkbeard conquering England was of course made by me, Spiny Norman, not by Shayna.
Err, Guinastasia, I did write “would be commie bastards”, I am fully aware that Russia is now a wholely maffia state. By the way, how does it feel to be a resident of ones own rectum?
I don’t know-you tell me.
Thats a cheap, dirty, double crossing insult stealing reply, why I oughta…
In re: Synnic’s gnashers (presuming that Twisty is still stepping out with that particular Englishwoman):
Yes. Yes, I would have to say that there is one lass with truly great teeth.
That’s all I have to say about this matter.
pan
Brings a new meaning to “For Queen and Country”
Indeed. A tribute to British dentistry at its finest.
Her screenname is now Tir Tinuviel, they are still stepping out and yes, those are some fine teeth. Truly.
Hey! The British Empire doesn’t get to claim that all by itself. If it wasn’t for the Republic of the Netherlands, who selflessly shipped all those well-educated, broad-minded and bushman-loving boeren (“farmers”) over in the first place, there wouldn’t have BEEN a struggle to try and stop British Oppression!
Spiny, righty-oh me lad. Nothing wrong with a little Dutch/Danish alliance in fighting the Limeys.
I dunno if I would trust the British with another empire. After all, they are the only people in history to say “Meh, screw it” and just give up on their empire.