take a drink when;
Starbuck is insubordinate
Starbuck is referred to as "The Best <fill in the blank> in the fleet
Boomer whines about her Pop-Tart
Kat gets on Starbuck’s case
Kat is referred to as a “Stim Junkie”
Tigh drinks (match his drinking shot-for-shot)
Tigh’s drinking is referenced on camera
Adama muses about if humanity is “worth saving”
Baltar acts psycho in front of visible crewmembers/civvies
Six makes a reference to “God” or God’s Plan
Six makes a snide comment about humanity
Cylons are referred to as “toasters”
Each time a nugget has a speaking line
Every time Tyrol pines away for Boomer
Every time Tyrol could get some Callie but doesn’t
Each time Starbuck has a stogie
And my fave:
Every time someone on the show physically assaults someone else (just a few: Starbuck vs. Leoben, Starbuck vs. Tigh, Starbuck vs. Apollo, Helo vs. Starbuck, Starbuck vs. Simon, Adama vs. Apollo, Adama vs. Leoben, Caine vs. Gina Six, Apollo vs. the Astral Queen, etc, etc.).
Or “gods-dammit,” or any other modified profanity.
(Naturally, if they ever say “felgercarb,” we’re going to have to drain the bottle, shove it up our bums, sniff Drano, and rim a daggit, or something equally elaborate.)
any time the RTF executes a hyperlight jump
“Attention all crew, set Condition One throughout the ship!”
any time the word Dradis is spoken
any time a Viper or Raider performs a true 3-axis flight maneuver
any time the Vipers execute a Combat Landing
Any time the Galactica/Pegasus retracts her flight pods