Remember the Bugaloos? Saturday morning live action show? Well, they showed up in my YouTube feed, and something was perplexing.
Those wings don’t look nearly big enough for those guys to get airborne. I don’t care how slight they are, they’re human size and the wings are, what, a foot? A foot and a half?
And yet, we see them again and again flying over Tranquility Forest. Come on!
To the OP: I’m very sorry to hear of your disillusionment at finding out that the world lies to you. It’s tough to learn the truth, at any time, even at your (presumably) not too tender age.
When I was a little kid, around 5 maybe, I watched the Bozo the Clown Show, which regularly featured a magician named Mr. Houdini. I was kind of in awe of him, and thought his magic was real sorcery. My mom even took me to meet him when he made an appearance at a department store, and I couldn’t even speak to him, I was so intimidated. I asked my mom how he did his magic, and she patiently explained to me that it was all tricks-- that magic doesn’t exist.
Then a few months later, when Christmas was coming up, I asked my mom how reindeer can fly. “Uhhhh…they’re magic!”. Busted! I was on to grownups then. “We can’t afford a new bike for you right now”? BS. “Broccoli is good for you”? I don’t think so. “Don’t play in the street; you’ll get hit by a car”? Grownup propaganda. They didn’t want us to have any fun
In all seriousness, when I was older, long after I stopped believing in Santa, my mom confided to me that she was always uncomfortable with the Santa myth, because it felt like she was lying to her children. She actually always wanted to answer our questions accurately, like how she described to me that Mr. Houdini’s magic was really tricks, and I realized I kind of put her on the spot with the reindeer question.
I loved this show as a kid. I don’t remember them having British accents. I looked the show up on IMDb, I didn’t even remember their names. I do know that I had a crush on Courage (John Philpott).
No, they weren’t human-sized, they were bugs. We’re looking at an anthropomorphized view of the bug world. Sparky was a firefly and he was about chest high to them. Benita Bizarre lived inside an abandoned jukebox that to her scale was like a highrise, along with Funky Rat and two sentient vacuum tubes.
Okay - I’ll admit that I just learnt that Martha Raye was Benita Bizarre, and not Phyllis Diller, like had been embedded in my brain for the last forty years.
Raye was a comic actress and singer going back to WWII at least.
See “Four Jills in a Jeep” where she is the comic relief but more than keeps up with the singing.
I believe Diller didn’t even get going until the late 50s as a stand-up. But the character Raye played on Bugaloos was a bit of a Dillerish character.
And yet despite the low production values the show attracted some serious science fiction writers of the time and many of the first two season episodes had some deep concepts.
They also brought in a linguist to put together Chaka’s language. Land of the Lost did a lot right, too bad the movie had to be a forgettable Will Ferrell comedy.
The special effects make it pretty much unwatchable now, but the show was really good in its day.