I’ll take a heavy-duty labrador retriever chassis (75#) and basic dog features: Big snout, floppy ears, big paws, otter tail.
I would like the coat to be of tabby cat pattern, with grey, silver and black coloration. Please add a short horse mane down the neck and include those cute horsie bangs that fall down over the forehead.
Vocalization: Add a barking box that switches on for “Timmy is Down the Well,” “the house is on fire,” and “the stupid cat is clawing the new chair” situations. Please also install an “ayaroooooop” noise to accompany really big yawns.
I would like a spitz dog, with a pointy snout, triangle ears, and a fluffy tail. The dog should weigh around 20 pounds and have a large-capacity bladder. The dog should be intelligent, adaptable, and love to go for walks. The dog should be able to use a litter box, the telephone and do some basic housekeeping while I’m at work.
