The interesting thing is that they’re selling these games not as stand-alones, but as a freebie with purchase of a Burger King meal.
Well, sure. They have to find some way to get you to eat it the first time and become addicted to Secret Royal Formula “X”.
Mark My Words, it’s mind control. Turning America’s Youth into a secret army of killers.
That’s it! The Burger King wants to conquer the world, but first, he must get rid of his arch-nemeisis, the clown prince of processed crap, R.McD. himself! He’s hiring an army to take down the clown! Take down the clown! Take down the…[slaps self] Sorry. I just ate at Burger King a couple of days ago. I think his mind serum is working. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to help my new master help beat the Hamburglar at his own game.
OK, but first he’s gonna have to get past my Big Mac gun. (like holy water to vampires, it is)
<<Nothing against The Whopper. Love it. But that don’t mean I ain’t freaked out at The Burger King hisself!>>
Wax the clown.
If I find such a thing in my stocking, the perpetrator will be hunted down and killed until they die from it.
In my hardened panic room. I only came out for a minute to check the status of the KingSpiracy and grab some more guns!
This will only work if he uses extremely small-caliber air rifles. After all, who wouldn’t want to play as B.B. King?
:: ducks and evades flying pellets ::
Wow.
Memo to Self: Never cross AFG.
Unfortunately, it’s too late for me. I appear to have earned Mortal Enemy status by posting a link to a particularly disturbing video of the King in one of the earlier threads on the subject.
My days are numbered. I can feel it.
Do I know you?
GAAAAAHH!!
I actually clicked on that. And played it.
I felt my arteries clogging just from the video images.
Er, nope. Don’t think so.
I meant I’ve earned Mortal Enemy status with AFG.
Hissssssss!*
Is that the same link that has the picture of a thousand Kings in it?
…have I just pushed myself into the Axis of Evil?
I do not know these people.