There are some moments so precious, so pregnant with impending joy, that one simply must point them out, that the true American spirit yet thrives. Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet and making such moments possible…
“…could have imagined that the entire election would turn on the power of the Netgeek demographic, which has crushed even the influence of the “metrosexuals”. They appear to be led by a shadowy group called the “Cecilians” or the “SDMB”. Neither the CIA nor the FBI has the slightest idea…”
“Let me interrupt a with a question, Britt. Are these “Cecilians” liberal or conservative?”
“Very definely reflective of a liberal bias, save for a few curmudgeons who hang on out of sheer obstinance, a faction known as the Decembrists for thier martyred leader…”
Man, there are a lot of geeks out there with too much time on their hands. Of course, you could look at the bright side. They are not writing virus when they are bombing.
I think I remember, too, soon after W took office, you could type ‘dumb motherfucker’ into google and you came up with the President’s page - and wasn’t there a stink about it that time around?
I tried typing in “dumb motherfucker” in Google. I didn’t get the Bush online store, just an article from Wired magazine. However, I did get a pop-up window advertising a mosaic of GWB’s head made up entirely of human anuses: