According to my research conducted in my early 'teens via various catalogs [sub]ahem[/sub], I know that they have other better-looking garments that would give the desired result without such a feeling of cantilever.
This just seems like a big speed-bump, really, and a hell of a Catch-22; you’ve gotten attention for having a loftier ass only to have the guy notice and possibly injure himself in this marvel of engineering during a heated moment (as correctly observed by jinwicked and HerMajestyLorna).
It seems like a good idea poorly executed to me. And maybe not even that good of an idea. Why just the straps? Why is there no spandex-like material between the straps to hold and smooth jiggly, lumpy buttflesh (not that I know anything about that, of course :rolleyes: )?
Is this going to inspire its own kind of Guys: Do You Find Fake/Enhanced Breasts or Padded Bras a Turn Off? kind of thing?
I can hear it now. “That is so not her ass. Whatever. She’s totally wearing a Biniki. Nobody’s ass just hangs there like that without some kind of help.”
“Yeah, she looked great, but then started going at it and she had this thick padded bra on, and this kind of strappy thing around her ass, holding it up or whatever, and then like a big chunk of hair came off her head and it was like fake and then I noticed that her eyelashes were coming off in strips and when she ran her nails down my back, one of 'em came off, and then her fake tan started coming off on me and she looked all white and pasty…”
Pretty soon guys are gonna be asking for the lights off, just to make sure they can’t see what the real goods look like.
