Words fail me…
[Bringing up the rear: the Biniki
Californian Karin Hart invents a bra for the butt](http://www.msnbc.com/news/937666.asp?0cv=CB20)
Well, geez, no photos.
Intersting, must see for myself.
/me opens browers. Goes to Google. Searches for “biniki.” Clicks on first link in search results.
Viola, www.biniki-fashions.com
:eek:
Goodness that looks uncomfy…
Besides…If I wore that thing…my but would be like a shelf…
And with that…I’m at post #400 YAY
I used to wear something that looks a lot like a biniki in gym class, except that it had a sex cache. As I was a guy, it was called a “jockstrap.”
I just thought it was underwear designed to give gay jocks easy rear access to one another.
Sittin’ on a rainbow… 
No, it was to keep your boys from bouncing around and to make your butts look attractive to us young girls…
Not too long ago, I broke my tailbone whilst kayaking. The doctor told me to, basically, keep off my ass for a while to let it heal.
Though everyone SAYS it, you couldn’t, at that time, put your ass in an actual sling.
I guess you can, now. 
Um, guys (and I mean men) - doesn’t this just look like your basic Bike jockstrap, minus the jock?
No you are surely mistaken. Jockstraps don’t cost $ 30.00 each
*Q. Is Biniki™ comfortable?
A. Yes. Support of weight is natural and comfortable. Just like a bra is comfortable. Many people choose to wear their Biniki every day. *
There is a serious error here, which I have put in bold.
I agree…bras suck…but having your boobs drag on the ground is even worse
The Lazy Flamingo restaurant in Lee County, Florida (Ft. Myers area) sells an “underwear bikini top.” That is, a sports-bra-sorta top made from men’s jockey briefs. Kinda neat looking.
If you look at the fine print it reads: Ass cheeks in the pants are droopier than they appear.
I’d hate to have someone having a good time of undressing me only to find one of these gadgets under there. Eek…
Yeah, exactly! Just think: now you can have uncomfortable red imprints on your skin both above and below! It’s all about matching.
I hope this doesn’t become a popular, accepted, part of clothing. I only wear a bra because it’s socially unacceptable not to. If it ever became ok to go around without it, I would. I’m glad I didn’t live in the days when women wore corsets. At least my bras don’t damage my internal organs.
I don’t wear a bra, even though it’s socially unacceptable not to.
Also… is having a big CREASE across the bottom of your ass considered attractive??
I can’t imagine the reaction you’d get when you started getting intimate with someone while wearing one of these things.
If someone I was getting to know wore one of these, I’d run.