It’s so :::::sniff::::uplifting
I want to be the Biniki Girl of the Year! My “Before” photos should be impressive . . .
All this wonderfull technology of today…
It is amaising what you can invent when you really put your mind to it…
[man starring at wifes butt]
“If only there was a way… to make it look like it wasn’t…”
lol
That’s hilarious. The model on the front page is especially funny. She’s so serious about it.
Good lord that chick on the front page is so ugly!
I think there was a thread about this already but I’ll be darned if I can recall the title of it.
I wasn’t gonna say it, but she’s a hag.
Mean, but true.
Yes, but her butt is…well…actually, she looks like she’s in shape, so this biniki thing is probably worthless.
Y’don’t think this is some sort of scam d’ya? Preying on women’s insecurities they have about their bodies? G’on.
I would like to see it on someone who really needs it like me (ahem) but figures the waist band part would just be unconformatable around the gelitanous parts. Does any woman, after kids, need to have the extra skin split like the Red Sea?
I just cannot imagine stripping down before some guy with the intentions of doing the nasty and have him see this…it just looks like the equivalent of stuffing the bra embarrassment.
Feh
And furthermore…it if is the butts equivalent to the bra, does that mean my butt needs nipples. Will I have conical shaped thingies to go over my bum?
Well, maybe you willneed butt falsies. (The middle ones on that page.) “Padded stretch denim bootlegs with removable push-up pads for instant curves! Power-net panel has built-in back pocket inserts.”
Didn’t Marla star in ‘Seabiscuit’?
I love the misspelling of “discreet” – but I guess it makes your cheeks, ah, “discrete.”
[sub]God, I slay me.[/sub]
Discrete is a real word, meaning noncontinuous, separate. I’m not sure whether they mean it makes a line between thigh and buttock, or makes it clearer that the wearer has two separate cheeks. 