“Indeed, Scrappy is demonic and bitter with a hugely misshapen grotesque head of monstrous proportions and features and an attitude to match.” Well, he’s got Scrappy Doo pegged, the only entity to ever get an F in the Brunching Shuttlecocks Ratings. His review stood out as the only one to mention that Scrappy pees on Daphne’s chest. And I thought there was no reason to see that movie.
“a single use of the three/four letter word vocabulary hidden behind a contemporary term”
What in the name of Jack T. Chick is that supposed to mean? All I can think of is some sort of phrase turned vulgar. The only one I can think of on my own is extremely stupid: “Is that your final ass-er?”
Actually, now that I think about it, “Is that your final ass-er?” does sound like it would have one good use-Jim Carrey could use it as a talking-butt line if he ever makes a third Ace Ventura movie.
Of course, if that ever happens, the world will explode and/or the Cubs will win the World Series.
I like the CAPalert guy. I don’t like seeing graphic violence. I read his review and know what to avoid. That and I find his reviews hilarious.
It is kind of funny how he freaks over every tight dress and mild swear word.
He called Scrappy Doo “demonic”! He didn’t mean it in the literal sense, either. Yes, a fundamentalist Christian called him “demonic” based on how annoying he was. That cracks me up. 
What? Demons aren’t annoying?
Good point Lee. The CAPalert guy does serve a useful purpose but he does it in such a bizarre way. I don’t mind his priggishness as much as that he has no sense of context. If he was consistent in his own standards there wouldn’t be any bible based movies that would be suitable for children. Would he consider Jesus putting the smackdown on the moneychangers in the temple to be impudnce and hate? I think I’d pay good money to read his review of The Ten Commandments.
Heh, the Mysterymobile? I thought it was the Myster Machine.
I asked Mr. Cap (tongue-in-cheek of course) for advice concerning my new project: ‘Judges 19 the movie’ I asked him how I would go about dramatizing this stirring biblical story without offending the Almighty. I was dissapointed when he couldn’t help me.
here’s an overview of the script
Don’t you think that the OP might be a good use of the spoiler tag, or at least put it in the title?
I’m not looking forward to seeing the movie, but I’m sure someone out there is.