The Celebrity Death Pool 2003

The Game Room
81

Reading these lists, I am sensing some sort of *Devilish Wish Factor * here.

Who is Zach de la Rocha ( great name, sounds like a boxer)

82

Too bad minors aren’t allowed…I wanted to include Michael Jackson’s newborn (Prince?) on my list.

So, I’ll add:

Percy Miller (aka. Master P) and

Dwight Myers (aka. Heavy D)

That makes my list so far:

1-Whitney Houston
2-GHW Bush
3-Master P
4-Heavy D

83

ooooh Can I play?

Sure things:

The Pope
Bob Hope
Ronnie Raygun

Shouldn’t start any long books:

Sharon Osbourne
Charlton Heston
Hunches etc:

Ian Brady (infamous British murderer)
Michael Jackson (in a bizzare gardening accident)
Johnny Cash
Clint Eastwood
George Best (Irish footballer)
Muhammed Ali
Margaret Thatcher
Michael Stipe

84

drat! I forgot about Richard Pryor. He was the first one I thought of, but somehow I forgot to put him on the list. Don’t know who to take off though, so I’ll just make him an alternate.

85

owlstretchingtime, see above re Bob Hope. He may not be worth any points.

86

Dang it.

  1. Ted Kennedy
  2. Dan Rather
  3. Eric Clapton
87

Front man for the band formerly known as Rage Against the Machine.

88

Sorry about the extra name. Here is the revised list:
1.Roger Moore
2.Eric Idle
3.Edward Asner
4.Elizabeth Taylor
5.Lauren Bacall
6.Robert Duvall
7.Marlon Brando
8.Michael Caine
9.Hal Holbrook
10.Larry Hagman
11.Tina Louise
12.Burt Reynolds
13.Tom Berenger

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  1. Warren Zevon (musician)
  2. Zsa Zsa Gabor (policeman slapper)
  3. Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle)
  4. David Crosby (musician)
  5. Geraldine Ferraro (politician)
  6. Ravi Shankar (sitarist)
  7. Joey Buttafuoco (a celebrity of sorts)
  8. Luciano Pavarotti (opera tenor)
  9. Bob Dylan (songwriter)
  10. Keith Richards (only appears to be dead)
  11. J. D. Salinger (writer, recluse)
  12. Liza Minelli (actress/singer)
  13. Mark David Chapman (assassin)

I’ll go out on a limb and say that the pope will see 2004

90

hey Qwisp - isn’t Hal Holbrook about 142 years old?

really though- not sure but I could have sworn he was pushing 100

91

The S.N.L. Curse hasn’t struck for a while…

Ten least favorite cast members:

  1. Horatio Sanz
  2. Molly Shannon
  3. Chevy Chase
  4. Melanie Hutsell
  5. Gilbert Gottfried
  6. Joe Piscopo
  7. Martin Short
  8. Norm Macdonald
  9. Tim Meadows
  10. Victoria Jackson

And 3 that seem like good bets:

  1. Eddie Murphy
  2. Robert Downey Jr.
  3. Colin Quinn
92

He’s not on death row, is he? I thought that disqualified someone.

93

No, he’s not on Death Row. He was sentenced to life without parole.

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  1. Pope John Paul II
  2. Michael Jackson
  3. Ted Kennedy (senator)
  4. Rosemary Kennedy (she’s a kennedy OK?)
  5. Yassir Arafat
  6. Boris Yeltsin
  7. Tommy Lee (motely crue)
  8. Ronald Regan
  9. Axle Rose (guns n roses)
  10. Brian Wilson (Beach Boys)
  11. Ringo Starr (beatles)
  12. Barry White
  13. Puff Daddy (rapper most likely to be shot in my book)
95

Here’s my list:

  1. Peter Jackson (“Lord of the Rings” director)
  2. Steve Martin
  3. Anna Nicole Smith
  4. Stan Lee (Marvel Comics)
  5. Mickey Rooney
  6. Robert Downey Jr.
  7. Calista Flockhart
  8. Bob Barker
  9. Paul “Big Show” Wight (WWE wrestler)
  10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  11. Stephen Hawking
  12. Janet Leigh
  13. Mikhail Gorbachev

And I’m keeping a copy of my list this year. Last time I got at least two celebrities, but I posted my picks during the Winter of Our Lost Content.

96

Got a couple more to add:

1-Whitney Houston (singer/ dope-fiend)
2-GHW Bush (ex-? Pres. USA)
3-Master P (Percy Miller, rapper)
4-Heavy D (Dwight Myers, rapper)
5-Ronnie Biggs (UK’s gentleman train robber)
6-Lester Maddox (Ex-Gov. Georgia)

I’m getting there…

97

Good old-fashioned morbid fun!

  1. Billy Graham (reverend)
  2. Abe Vigoda (Fish)
  3. Ruth Warrick (the first Mrs. Charles Foster Kane)
  4. Mickey Rooney (annoying imp)
  5. Keith Richards (vampire)
  6. Anne Miller (dancer)
  7. Stephen Hawking (genius)
  8. Irene Hughes (to whom it will come as a complete surprise)
  9. Barry White (voice)
  10. Don Ho (Hawaiian)
  11. Charles Durning (that guy that’s in everything)
  12. J. D. Salinger (recluse)
  13. Leni Riefenstahl (Hitler’s favorite filmmaker)
98

h.sapiens, Leni Riefenstahl turned 100 in August according to the IMDb. Gimme another name.

99

Well, I’d been holding off posting to try and cut down on people copying my picks, but it seems that most of my choices have already come up somewhere.

Here goes:

  1. Warren Zevon (hoping this makes him hold on another year)
  2. Michael Milkin (former junk bond king)
  3. Darryl Strawberry (not sure about spelling. The baseball player.)
  4. Courtney Love
  5. Dick Cheney
  6. Axl Rose
  7. George Carlin
  8. Scott Weiland (lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots)
  9. Whitney Houston
  10. Bobby Brown (Whitney Houston’s former husband)
  11. Richard Pryor
  12. Robbie Williams (British Singer)
  13. Macaulay Culkin

In case any should die before Dec. 31 2002, my alternates are, in order:

A-1. Ronald Regan
A-2. Allen Iverson
A-3. Sid Caesar

100

As I didn’t read the rules properly I would like to change Bob Hope for Suge Knight.

Although I’d like it to be Sol Campbell (and it would be if I got my hands on him).