Well, in 2003 I tried to predict the plane crashes of two NBA teams, apparently to no avail, so for 2004 I will choose the national pastime as my incubator of death.
Tug McGraw - Former pitcher for the Mets and Phillies
Darryl Strawberry
Kirby Puckett
Steve Palermo - Former Umpire
Fay Vincent - Former Commish
Eldon Auker - Played for Detroit, Boston, St Louis from 1933-42.
John Wooden–he’s pretty sharp, but his wife’s been dead for 18 years and there’s only so long an old man can last with a broken heart.
Lady Bird Johnson
Gloria Stuart–her heart won’t go on.
Gerald Ford–he’s 90 and accident prone.
The "Live Fast, Die Young (Or Middle Aged):
6. Courtney Love–losing custody of Frances Bean might push her over the edge
7. Scott Weiland
8. Andy Dick
9. David Crosby
They’re still here?
10. Richard Pryor
11. Keith Richards
12. Tug McGraw
Okay, I’m going to give it another shot this year, and I’m starting out with one who has out-lived my previous guesses!
Pope John Paul II - I seriously think 2004 will be the year. Yes, I know that’s very sick, but …
Michael Jackson
Ozzy Osbourne
Courtney Love
Prince Charles
Prince Rainier
Whitney Houston
Rose Marie (from “Dick Van Dyke” show)
James Doohan
Mick Jagger
Yanni (yeah, the New Age musician…)
Sid Caesar
Goldie Hawn
I’ll admit, I’ve got some really wild card picks in there. Sid Caesar actually does seem to be in fairly good health but is in his 80s for certain. Goldie, I hope this won’t hold true, but your name just popped into my head! LOL thank goodness I don’t have real telepathic powers.
1 Milan Kundera
2 Lemmy Kilmister
3 Leonard Nimoy
4 William Shatner
5 Bill Ward
6 Dennis Rodman
7 Bobby Fischer
8 Lee Iacocca
9 Mikhail Gorbachev
10 Christopher Lee
11 Jennifer Aniston
12 Karen Allen
13 Anne Rice
For the most part I just wanted to come up with some names others had not done yet. I mean how many people can do the Pope or Jackson? That gets old after awhile. Then I noticed that near the end of my list I didn’t have any women on there so I had to choose some. I don’t think I picked all that great of a list, but at least I have some differences then most people.
Although, it would probably be Bud Selig’s dream to have the current Twins go down so as to eliminate a successful, small market team that flies in the face of his unlevel playing field theory.
This just looks like good clean fun to me And I’ll list it in the way vunderbob suggested, just in case the foresight of bonus points get the better of you people.
Disease/Old Age/Infirmity
Pope John Paul II
Ronald Reagan
Juliana van Oranje Nassau (The Dutch Queen mother. Born 30th of April 1909)
Arthur C. Clarke
Charlton Heston
Violence/Suicide
6. Scott Peterson (prison “accident”)
7. Saddam Hussein
8. Yassar Arafat
9. Micheal Jackson (Suicide)
10. 50 cent
Accidental/Misadventure
11. Leonardo DiCaprio
12. Quentin Tarantino
13. Johnny Galecki (Loooongshot. The left-over Healy brother from Roseanne)
Ronald Regan, Ex president
Bill Keane, Cartoonist for Family Circus
Meat Loaf, Singer and movie star
Louis Gosset Jr, Movie star
Walter Cronkite, Ex newscaster
Chloë Sevigny, Actress
Rosa Parks, activist
Ja Rule, Rapper
Rob Riener, Movie star and director
Bob Dylan, Music Artist
Andy Rooney, Movie star
Charlton Heston, Movie star
Christoper Lee, Movie star
David Blaine
James Brown
Andy Dick
Kirk Douglas wince
Saddam Hussein
Michael Jackson
Pope John Paul II
Quincy Jones
Henry Kissinger
Jason Mewes
Ronald Reagan
Keith Richards
Mike Tyson