The Celebrity Death Pool 2006

Welcome to what Dead Poolers refer to as The Confliction. I can only tell you that it fades, but never goes away entirely, as you become more jaundiced in life and focused on The Game.

When I scored one year with a bunch of Old Timers ( It was the year that John Gielgud and about 4 other old farts croaked.) it devastated me to know I had this Gift I can’t do math in my head, but Dead Pool stuff and who died when and how is like cake for me. and all my favorite actors were dropping like flies. Then I reconciled it with the fact that these folks hadn’t made a decent movie in decades and would never again.

Usually the sign they are about to shuffle this mortal coil ( whatever the hell that means) is making a total stink bomb of a film. Walter Mathau and Hanging Up, anyone?
Grits and Hard Toast though I lack any formal or internet ministry training, I absolve you of your guilt and applaud you for picking such a good dead person!

I really need to start brushing up on my rappers and sports people.

Pick celebs you don’t like.

It’s win-win, people!

Not when they stick around on your list for 3 years! I can’t get rid of Jacko! :frowning:

The last American Titanic survivor Lillian Gertrud Asplund is no longer circling the drain. 1 point for the lucky Death Poolers who picked her.

Fats Domino could be meeting with the grim reaper soon.

Thank you for absolving me. I must get used to this. I read your post and felt a certain thrill. I have Fats Domino on my list…

Next year I think I will stick to really old people who had a great life and people who the world is better off without.

Keith Richards should be on the watch list.

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/07/richards.reut/index.html

I’m telling you, Keith Richards will pull out of this and out live us all

The word “indestructable” comes to mind.

He just looks like he’s dead.

He’s been discharged. Cocaine futures have recovered.

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Keith Richards should be on the watch list.

He can’t die on me yet! He’s just an alternate this year! An alternate!

Welcoming Electronic Chaos and silver1 to the scoreboard, with one point each for Lillian Gertrud Asplund. Congratulations!

This is sad. I envy their one point. Just pathetic. :frowning:

Grant McLennan of The Go Betweens has died. He was 48.

Former South African soccer star Patrick “Ace” Ntsoelengoe has died at 50. He was really popular in my towns back in the '70s.

You know, I honestly worked on my list this year. We are at just about the halfway point and my guys are simply not dying. I think that may have stopped trying.

Heck, poor old Tammy Faye Bakker is still suffering.

I am really beginning to wonder if there is some special talent involved in this game. If so, I ain’t got it.

I looked at my list again. I’ve got some real old folk on it. At least one of them ***HAS ** * to kick it this year!

I have a suggestion for next year’s game. In order to score off some of the really geezers, I suggest that either the base constant be raised from 100 to 120, or a flat amount of points, say 5 or 10, be awarded for those who pick centenarians who croak.

except think of the points someone who kicks at 20 would generate. I suggest a flat point value of 10 for anyone over 90 when they kick