Spose I better add an alternate or two, bumping Ed Balls and Amarillo Slim up to the active list replacing Pinochet and Ford.
New Alternates
1.Howie Schwab
2.Jack kevorkian
3.David Letterman
Curtis Jackson a.k.a. ‘50 cent’ - rap hip-hop wannabe musician - b. 1976 ( yo yo yo: this guy sucks )
Burt Bacharach - composer - b. 1928 ( looks like walking death in a recent tv commercial )
Dick Clark - tv legend - b. 1925 ( one more shot at New Yrs Rockin’ Eve will be his last )
B.B. King - blues music legend - b. 1925 ( don’t wish it on him but he’s about due to meet his maker )
Jim Cramer - stock market guru, host of ‘Mad Money’ on cnbc - b. 1955 ( loud and obnoxious - probable brain aneurysm - booyah )
Andrea McArdle - the original little girl singer in ‘Annie’ - b. 1963 ( just plain hate her voice - hope ‘the sun DOESN’T come out tomorrow’ - annoying bi-otch )
Oprah Winfrey - talk show snob - b. 1954 ( self righteous pig - I predict a stage lighting fixture will fall on her )
Scott Weiland - musician - b. 1967 ( in bands ‘Velvet Revolver’ & ‘Stone Temple Pilots’ - probable overdose candidate )
Lindsay Lohan - actress/party girl - b. 1986 (goin’ for that 80 point long shot)
Fidel Castro - cuban dude - b. 1926 ( after he’s gone, I may be able to visit glorious Cuba )
Jack Klugman - actor - b. 1932 ( going going gone ? )
Sarah Jessica Parker - actor - b. 1965 ( another potential 59 points )
Angela Lansbury - actor - b. 1925 ( it’s your time baby )
ALTERNATES -
A. Les Paul - music legend/inventor of multi-tracking - b. 1915 ( still plays in Nyc - hopes he lives to 100 …but you never know )
B. George Bush Sr. - head of the N.W.O. - b.1924 ( … )
C. Barbara Streisand - singer - b. 1942 ( it was either her or tony bennett )
almost alternates (you’ll get yours in 2008) :
Wilfred Brimley b.1934
Abe Vigoda b.1921
Henry Gibson b.1935 (laugh-in & actor in ‘blues bros’ film)
Betty White b.1810
Michael Nesmith b.1942 (thanks for the Monkees reunion, not)
Chuck Berry b.1926
Wilson B. Goode - politician ( thanks for the ‘move’ dude )
By posting these, I practically guarantee immortality to all named:
My 2007 picks:
Michael Jackson
Gordon B. Hinckley, president, Mormon Church
Gene Wilder
Suleiman Kerimov, russian billionaire and MP
Lady Bird Johnson
Bob Barker
Rowdy Roddy Piper, WWF legend
Fidel Castro
Eminem
Annette Funicello
Bill Walsh, coach
Bob Newhart
Kevin Federline
Alternates:
Art Linkletter
Elizabeth Taylor
Jack LaLanne
Dan Fogleberg
**
Forrest J. Ackerman
Ray Bradbury
Sandra Day O’Connor
Buddy Guy
Kate Moss
George Carlin
Christopher Lloyd
Mary Tyler Moore
Ed Asner
Donald Sutherland
Walter Cronkite
Gene Wilder
B.B. King**
Alternates:
**
Mike Wallace
Nancy Reagan
Michael J. Fox**
For the guests posting their lists - don’t forget you have to become a member or you can’t win any of the fabulous prizes (a lovely handbasket) and trips (Hell) if you should win.
As another person who’d been hoping Ford would hang on another week, my final, last, no-bones-about-it-unless-Lindsay-Lohan-dies-in-the-next-three-days list.