1.Gerald Ford-Former University of Michigan football star
2.Augusto Pinochet-Chile con carnage
3.Dick Pole-Cincinnati Reds pitching coach
4.John Deacon-Bites the dust
5.Dick Trickle-NASCAR driver
6.Michael Richards-KKKramer
7.Rusty Kuntz-Former MLB player
8.Terrell Owens-Drugstore Cowboy
9.Takeru Kobayashi-Hotdog eater
10.George Steinbrenner-Prod of the Yankees
11.Fidel Castro-Die already
12.Doyle Brunson-Folds
13.Norman Greenbaum-Gone up to the spirit in the sky
Alternates
1.Ed Balls-British Politician
2.Amarillo Slim-Antes up
3.Howie Schwab-Stumped
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Spose I better add an alternate or two, bumping Ed Balls and Amarillo Slim up to the active list replacing Pinochet and Ford.
New Alternates
1.Howie Schwab
2.Jack kevorkian
3.David Letterman
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Gerald Ford - clumsy ex-President
Bruno Sammartino - first WWF champion
George Steinbrenner - destroyer of baseball economics
Alan Alda - think he was a doctor or something
Bobby Allison - NASCAR legend
Chester Bennington - Linkin Park vocalist and frequent hospital patient
Todd “Fez Marie Whatley” Hillier - had a heart attack and didn’t even know it
Tommy Chong - looks very rough
Andy Griffith - Matlock
Nigel Mansell - “husky” former F1 champion and current GP Masters competitor
Gary Burghoff - Radar
Eddie Sutton - disgraced former UK basketball coach & alcoholic
Patty Hearst - kidnapping victim and bank robber
Alternates:
Peter Graves - the Biography guy
Frank Caliendo - fat John Madden impersonator
Barbara Walters - Baba Wawa
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As my #1 had the audacity to kick off just a few days early, bump Peter Graves on to the list.
Curtis Jackson a.k.a. ‘50 cent’ - rap hip-hop wannabe musician - b. 1976 ( yo yo yo: this guy sucks )
Burt Bacharach - composer - b. 1928 ( looks like walking death in a recent tv commercial )
Dick Clark - tv legend - b. 1925 ( one more shot at New Yrs Rockin’ Eve will be his last )
B.B. King - blues music legend - b. 1925 ( don’t wish it on him but he’s about due to meet his maker )
Jim Cramer - stock market guru, host of ‘Mad Money’ on cnbc - b. 1955 ( loud and obnoxious - probable brain aneurysm - booyah )
Andrea McArdle - the original little girl singer in ‘Annie’ - b. 1963 ( just plain hate her voice - hope ‘the sun DOESN’T come out tomorrow’ - annoying bi-otch )
Oprah Winfrey - talk show snob - b. 1954 ( self righteous pig - I predict a stage lighting fixture will fall on her )
Scott Weiland - musician - b. 1967 ( in bands ‘Velvet Revolver’ & ‘Stone Temple Pilots’ - probable overdose candidate )
Lindsay Lohan - actress/party girl - b. 1986 (goin’ for that 80 point long shot)
Fidel Castro - cuban dude - b. 1926 ( after he’s gone, I may be able to visit glorious Cuba )
Jack Klugman - actor - b. 1932 ( going going gone ? )
Sarah Jessica Parker - actor - b. 1965 ( another potential 59 points )
Angela Lansbury - actor - b. 1925 ( it’s your time baby )
ALTERNATES -
A. Les Paul - music legend/inventor of multi-tracking - b. 1915 ( still plays in Nyc - hopes he lives to 100 …but you never know )
B. George Bush Sr. - head of the N.W.O. - b.1924 ( … )
C. Barbara Streisand - singer - b. 1942 ( it was either her or tony bennett )
almost alternates (you’ll get yours in 2008) :
Wilfred Brimley b.1934
Abe Vigoda b.1921
Henry Gibson b.1935 (laugh-in & actor in ‘blues bros’ film)
Betty White b.1810
Michael Nesmith b.1942 (thanks for the Monkees reunion, not)
Chuck Berry b.1926
Wilson B. Goode - politician ( thanks for the ‘move’ dude )
By posting these, I practically guarantee immortality to all named:
My 2007 picks:
Michael Jackson
Gordon B. Hinckley, president, Mormon Church
Gene Wilder
Suleiman Kerimov, russian billionaire and MP
Lady Bird Johnson
Bob Barker
Rowdy Roddy Piper, WWF legend
Fidel Castro
Eminem
Annette Funicello
Bill Walsh, coach
Bob Newhart
Kevin Federline
Alternates:
Art Linkletter
Elizabeth Taylor
Jack LaLanne
Dan Fogleberg
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I guess I can add an alternate for a few hours. Gerald Ford will work. Of course, he will be the only one on this list that actually dies in 2007.
Just a note, I have played since Death Pool 2003. There has been once change in this list in that time, Ronald Reagan was originally in the number 10 slot. I have scored a total of 7 points in 4 years. I am starting to think I am not very good at this game. :dubious:
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I was wrong again, my alternate didn’t make it to 2007. Time for the second change in my 2003 list.
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Forrest J. Ackerman
Ray Bradbury
Sandra Day O’Connor
Buddy Guy
Kate Moss
George Carlin
Christopher Lloyd
Mary Tyler Moore
Ed Asner
Donald Sutherland
Walter Cronkite
Gene Wilder
B.B. King**
Alternates:
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Mike Wallace
Nancy Reagan
Michael J. Fox**
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As another person who’d been hoping Ford would hang on another week, my final, last, no-bones-about-it-unless-Lindsay-Lohan-dies-in-the-next-three-days list.