The Celebrity Death Pool 2007

Second time in the pool, and given past track record, these people are perfectly safe from the Grim Reaper this year as well:

  1. Elizabeth Taylor
  2. Gerald Ford
  3. Billy Graham
  4. Terry Jones (from Monty Python)
  5. Dick Clark
  6. Carol Channing
  7. Ray Bradbury
  8. Fidel Castro
  9. Augusto Pinochet
  10. Ariel Sharon
  11. George W. Bush
  12. Art Buchwald

Alternates: Kurt Vonnegut (tho’ I hope not), Neil Armstrong, Nancy Reagan.

My first try at the pool

1.Gerald Ford-Former University of Michigan football star
2.Augusto Pinochet-Chile con carnage
3.Dick Pole-Cincinnati Reds pitching coach
4.John Deacon-Bites the dust
5.Dick Trickle-NASCAR driver
6.Michael Richards-KKKramer
7.Rusty Kuntz-Former MLB player
8.Terrell Owens-Drugstore Cowboy
9.Takeru Kobayashi-Hotdog eater
10.George Steinbrenner-Prod of the Yankees
11.Fidel Castro-Die already
12.Doyle Brunson-Folds
13.Norman Greenbaum-Gone up to the spirit in the sky

Alternates
1.Ed Balls-British Politician
2.Amarillo Slim-Antes up
3.Howie Schwab-Stumped

You need a 13th choice, Stinkum

2006 didn’t treat me well, here’s hoping 2007 is better.

1.Tammy Faye Bakker Messner (former evangelist)
2.Gerald Ford (former POTUS)
3.Billy Graham (evangelist)
4.Estelle Getty (actress)
5.Augusto Pinochet (dictator)
6.Fidel Castro (dictator)
7.Elizabeth Taylor (actress)
8.Jack Klugman (actor)
9.Kirk Douglas (actor)
10.Roger Ebert (movie critic)
11.Muhammad Ali (boxer)
12.Ariel Sharon (former Prime Minister of Israel)
13.Abe Vigoda (actor)

Alternates:
1.Larry Hagman (actor)
2.Willard Scott (weatherman)
3.Walter Cronkite (former news anchor)

All of us who were on the Pinochet bandwagon need to pick someone else, 'cuz he just bit the big one. Kirk Douglas is good for me.

Replace Pinochet with Cronkite, please. :smack: Why couldn’t he just hang on for a few more weeks???

I had him on my long list, but I decided to drop him earlier because the bastard was not worthy…

… just 9 measly points. :smiley: <======== celebrating Pinochet is dead.

Do ya’ll suppose this sort of thing creates some negative waves or something? Does all this focused bad feeling kill folks?
If so, I have a little list… :slight_smile:

They never will be missed!

Here we go again…

[1] Ray Anthony, Trumpeter/Band Leader
[2] Sammy Baugh, NFL Quarterback
[3] Theodore Hesburgh, Notre Dame President
[4] Ara Parseghian, Notre Dame Coach
[5] Avery Cardinal Dulles, Catholic Theologian
[6] Bobby Doerr, MLB Boston Red Sox 2B
[7] Marty Pavelich, NHL Detroit Red Wings
[8] Ted Lindsay, NHL Detroit Red Wings II
[9] Jake LaMotta, Boxer
[10] George Shearing, Jazz Pianist
[11] Hank Jones, Jazz Pianist II
[12] Ralph Houk, MLB Yankees/Tigers Manager
[13] Chris Economaki, Indy 500 Commentator

The Obligatory Alternates… just in case
[1st] Alan Young, Mr Ed’s Buddy
[2nd] Martha Tilton, Big Band Singer
[3rd] Hutton Gibson, Mel’s Wacky Dad

  1. Gough Whitlam, former Australian PM
  2. Margaret Whitlam, his wife
  3. Hazel Hawke, former wife of former Australian PM, Bob Hawke
  4. James Packer, richest man in Australia
  5. Mel Gibson
  6. Dame Joan Sutherland
  7. HRH the Duke of Edinburgh
  8. Margaret Thatcher
  9. Fidel Castro
  10. Nancy Reagan
  11. OJ Simpson
  12. Michael Jackson
  13. Winona Ryder

Well poo. Pinochet is gone. New list below with 13 this time!

  1. Elizabeth Taylor
  2. Gerald Ford
  3. Billy Graham
  4. Terry Jones (from Monty Python)
  5. Dick Clark
  6. Carol Channing
  7. Ray Bradbury
  8. Fidel Castro
  9. Nancy Reagan
  10. Ariel Sharon
  11. George W. Bush
  12. Art Buchwald
  13. Neil Armstrong

Alternates are
Kurt Vonnegut
Jack Klugman
and a longshot: Keith Richards

Ok, I’ve been working on the list (and getting coworkers involved too). Here’s my 2007 list:

  1. Fidel Castro
  2. Dick Clark
  3. Henry Kissinger
  4. Lindsay Lohan
  5. Kevin Federline
  6. Michael J. Fox
  7. Pope Benedict XIV
  8. Margaret Thatcher
  9. Lady Bird Johnson
  10. Jane Wyman
  11. Dick Van Patten
  12. Andy Griffith
  13. Larry King

Alternates:
A. Tom Brokaw
B. Sandra Day O’Connor

Should be Pope Benedict XVI - I didn’t look him up and I was sure I had the right numbers. Oops.

I would be very interested in seeing the reasoning behind some of these picks, once 2007 roills in of course. No sense giving away the secret to a lot of these picks.

It’s team building excercises like this that keep our country great. :smiley:

I don’t think any of these haven’t already been picked, but I did come up with them before reading the rest of the thread:

  1. Gerald Ford - former US President
  2. Henry Kisssinger - former US Sec State
  3. Dick Van Dyke - former sketch comedy writer and chimney sweep
  4. Andy Griffith - former sheriff and country lawyer
  5. Nick Nolte - former drinker
  6. Mickey Rooney - former child star
  7. Elizabeth Taylor - former bride
  8. Liza Minelli - former Mrs. Gest
  9. Fidel Castro - former revolutionary
  10. Art Donovan - former Colt
  11. Abe Vigoda - former Fish
  12. Kirk Douglas - former rebel slave leader
  13. Dick Clark - former bandstander

Alternates (I don’t think Castro will make it till 1/1/07):
A1) Jerry Lewis - former nutty professor
A2) Stephen Hawking - you know, the scientist wheelchair guy

For no good reasons other than I feel like it:

  1. Walter Cronkite
  2. Terrell Owens
  3. Prince Charles
  4. Lindsay Lohan
  5. Kevin Federline
  6. Julie Andrews
  7. Sandra Day O’Connor
  8. George H. W. Bush
  9. Michael J. Fox
  10. Billy Graham
  11. Gerald Ford
  12. Loretta Lynn
  13. Dick Clark

Alternates:
Margaret Thatcher
Dick Cheney

Reasoning? We don’t need no stinkin’ reasoning! :slight_smile:

Speaking only for myself, a lot of them are nearly random… what they have in common is that most of them are longshots. This has been really successful for me… I got Hunter S. Thompson last year…and that’s it… :rolleyes:

Bonus points for the description. :smiley:

My picks

  1. Kirk Douglas
  2. Jerry Ford
  3. Bob Feller (Baseball HOFer)
  4. Stan Musial (Baseball HOFer)
  5. Yogi Berra (noted sage)
  6. Andy Rooney (CBS crank)
  7. Mike Wallace (CBS)
  8. Daniel Schorr (ex CBS, now NPR)
  9. Liz Taylor
  10. Paris Hilton

Alternates:

  1. OJ Simpson
  2. Larry King