Yay, it’s time to play Angel of Death! I missed it last year and everybody lived, but waiting this late will prevent other posters from poaching from my brilliant picks. like I did for about 80% of mine
The humans-only rule prevents me from getting 81 points for Socks Clinton :mad: but here are the rest, with birthdates if they haven’t been already mentioned upthread:
Known to be Sick:
Elizabeth Edwards (born 7/3/49), wronged would-be First Lady
Corazon Aquino (1/25/33), ex-president of the Phillipines
Peter Falk (9/16/27), angel with Alzheimer’s
This year’s Big Star Trek Death:
William Shatner Himself, whose heart will be broken by a) not being in ST 11 and b) supporting his increasing girth over the years. Bonus pathos points if it happens near movie premiere.
A couple of dicks:
Dick Cheney
Andy Dick (12/21/65)
…And Speaking of the Drug-Addled…
Jeff Conaway (10/5/50), professional rehab patient
Paul “Gazza” Gascoigne (5/27/67), soccer player
The Ancients:
Walter Cronkite (11/4/16), anchorman among anchormen
Nancy Reagan
Abe Vigoda (2/24/21), who surprises people by a) not being dead and b) not Italian (son of Russian immigrants)
Endangered Species:
Bernard Madoff (4/29/38), who’s just made tons of enemies, one of whom stole a statue off his property the other day. Maybe his life is next.
Asif Ali Zardari (7/26/55), 14th President of Pakistan and widower of Benazir Bhutto; his nation seems to be full of people who want to reunite them.
Alternate: The one, the only, the immortal Elizabeth Taylor, whose ailments have been chronicled in the papers since the Eisenhower Administration.
Plain Vanilla Version:
Elizabeth Edwards
Corazon Aquino
Peter Falk
William Shatner
Dick Cheney
Andy Dick
Jeff Conaway
Paul “Gazza” Gascoigne
Walter Cronkite
Nancy Reagan
Abe Vigoda
Bernard Madoff
Asif Ali Zardari
Elizabeth Taylor