Mike Ditka
Mary Tyler Moore
Dick Cheney
Jerry Lee Lewis
George HW Bush
Lindsey Lohan
Muhammad Ali
Joan Didion
Bart Starr
Ed Koch
Larry King
Clint Eastwood
Roger Moore
Macaulay Culkin
Randy Quaid
Lindsay Lohan
Ke$ha
Cee Lo Green
Kirstie Alley
Aretha Franklin
Joseph R. Gannascoli
Artie Lange
Chaz Bono
Muhammad Ali
Bonnie Franklin
Kim Jong-un
Merle Haggard
Derryn Hinch
Hugo Chavez
Lisa Ray
Bonnie Franklin
Tony Iommi
Bobby Cremins
Van Cliburn
Chuck Pagano
William Sanders
Don Matthew
Anastacia
Debbie Ford
Alternates:
Ian McKellan
Ryan Buell
Barack Obama
Merle Haggard C&W singer
Derryn Hinch Australian radio personality
Hugo Chavez President of Venezuela
Lisa Ray actress
Bonnie Franklin actress
Tony Iommi member of Black Sabbath
Bobby Cremins coach
Van Cliburn pianist
Chuck Pagano coach of Colts
William Sanders author
Don Matthew Canadian football league coach
Anastacia singer
Debbie Ford author
Ian McKellan actor
Ryan Buell Producer of “Paranormal State”
Barack Obama
2012 was one of my best years ever…but there’s always room for improvement. Let’s do this…
Ryan Buell – “Paranormal researcher”
Bryan Wiedmeier – Cleveland Browns vice president
Ethan Zohn – Soccer/reality TV star
Jerry Jones – Cowboys owner
Zsa Zsa Gabor – Actress
Penny Marshall – Actress/director
Tony Iommi – Black Sabbath guitarist
George H.W. Bush – Former president
Hosni Mubarak – Former president of Egypt
Tommy Ramone – Sole remaining original Ramone
Robert Mugabe – President of Zimbabwe
Muhammed Ali – Boxer
Reverend Donald Wildmon – Raging Douchebag
Alt 1: Nancy Regan
Alt 2: Zelda Rubinstein
CLEAN LIST:
Ryan Buell
Bryan Wiedmeier
Ethan Zohn
Jerry Jones
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Penny Marshall
Tony Iommi
George H.W. Bush
Hosni Mubarak
Tommy Ramone
Robert Mugabe
Muhammed Ali
Reverend Donald Wildmon
My first list EVA!
Lindsay Lohan
Katt Williams
Hugo Chavez
Frankie Muniz
Pope Benedict XVI
Randy Quaid
Muhammad Ali
Berry Gordy
Chuck Berry
Kevin Clash
Russell Brand
Amanda Bynes
Leann rimes
I honestly had no idea Gordy was still alive.
Two points before my list: 1) For years, I listed Robert Downey, Jr., as his issues with drugs were well-documented, and for the longest time no studio would touch him because they couldn’t insure him. Now he’s cleaned up his act and is a bankable, marquee star. :smack: Maybe Lindsey Lohan will take note. 2) Had I gotten in last year (which I didn’t :smack: ), I’d have gotten points for Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong Il. :smack:
There’s a bullet (or bomb or shiv or whatever) with their name on it:
Bernie Madoff, b. 1938.
Jerry Sandusky, b. 1944
Kim Jong-Un, b. 1983 or 1984
Age and/or illness is bound to catch up with them sooner or later:
Woody Allen, b. 1935.
Bob Barker, b. 1923.
George Ryan, b. 1934
Jerry Lewis, b. 1926.
May soon hasten the Sweet Release of Death, by their own hand:
Dustin Diamond, b. 1977.
Jose Canseco, b. 1964.
The Grim Reaper comes to collect after years of drugs, partying, and living life on the edge:
Lindsey Lohan, b. 1986.
Boy George, b. 1961.
Pete Doherty, b. 1979.
Charlie Sheen, b. 1965
PLAIN LIST WITHOUT COMMENT
Bernie Madoff
Jerry Sandusky
Kim Jong-Un
Woody Allen
Bob Barker
George Ryan
Jerry Lewis
Dustin Diamond
Jose Canseco
Lindsey Lohan
Boy George
Pete Doherty
Charlie Sheen
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Artie Lange
Gavin MacLeod
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Fidel Castro
Aretha Franklin
Jaye P. Morgan
David Soul
Joanne Woodward
Roger Ebert
Bob Barker
Nancy Reagan
Kirk Douglas
Lindsay Lohan (at some point she HAS to manage to off herself, right?)
Ralph Wenzel (former NFL player suffering from dementia)
Ann Romney (breast cancer survivor, currently really depressed)
Robin Roberts (Good Evening, America)
Tommy Chong (Because treating cancer with weed generally works)
Aretha Franklin (Not sure why, just a hunch)
Penny Marshall (Another low-hanging fruit)
Muhammad Ali (Anyone sensing a trend here?)
Jerry Sandusky (Please, oh please)
Courtney Love (Heroin is a hell of a drug)
Leif Garrett (Celebrity Rehab has a very low success rate)
Heidi Fleiss (Ditto, plus she has a well-done side of crazy)
Alternates are Shia LeBeouf (potential 27-Club member) and Chuck Pagano (inspirationally sick NFL head coach)
Clean List:
George H. W. Bush
Lindsay Lohan
Ralph Wenzel
Ann Romney
Robin Roberts
Tommy Chong
Aretha Franklin
Penny Marshall
Muhammad Ali
Jerry Sandusky
Courtney Love
Leif Garrett
Heidi Fleiss
Squid, it’s your DeathMistress speaking. You need to add three names to your list, to make up thirteen. After all, you don’t want to handicap a chance to win!
Yoiks! I get to predict three more offings? Happy days!
Bashar al-Assad
Terry Bollea
Chris Brown
George HW Bush
Hugo Chavez
Macauley Culkin
Edward Furlong
Mikhail Kalashnikov
Larry King
Penny Marshall
Terry Pratchett
Jerry Sandusky
Margaret Thatcher
Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
George H Bush
Nancy Reagan
Randy Quaid
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Lindsey Lohan
Mickey Rooney, actor
Lauren Bacall, actress
Larry King
Amanda Bynes
Margaret Thatcher
Muhammad Ali
Fidel Castro