The Celebrity Death Pool 2013

I was going to mention that as well and also ask, who is Hugh Heflner? :smiley:

Unless someone on my '12 list gets smooshed tomorrow, I will have scored a big fat goose egg in my first try at this. If at first you don’t succeed and all…

Once again, list is submitted without reading the thread and any similarity to an already existing list is coincidental. Some retreads from last year, some new ones.

Dana Carvey
Hope Solo
Gloria Steinem
Bob Dole
George H. W. Bush
Katt Williams
Maury Povich
Amanda Bynes
Judy Blume
Ed Koch
Rush Limbaugh
Boris Spassky
Ross Perot

You help the competition, Nemo.
Get a grip; points is points.
:rolleyes:

May be a spate of late changes:

Chavez suffers ‘new complications’

Kind of hoping he is points for my 2012 list.

Chuck Berry
Bobby Brown
George H.W. Bush
Hugo Chavez
Natalie Cole
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Lindsay Lohan
Demi Moore
Ryan O’Neal
Robin Roberts
Margaret Thatcher
Dick Van Dyke

Alternates

Hillary Clinton
Barbara Bush
Nancy Reagan

As a point of pride, Chavez is not a bandwagon pick for me. I first had him in 2007, and a couple of times since then.

Without the viagra, Hugh Hefner.

:smiley:

I hate to jump on the Bush/Chavez bandwagon, but…

George H. W. Bush
Hugo Chavez
Roger Ebert
Bashar al-Assad
Fidel Castro
Tony Iommi
Michael Douglas
William The Refrigerator Perry
Philip Roth
Clint Eastwood
Kim Jong Un
Hillary Clinton
Kendrick Lamar

Presenting my 2013 list:

George H.W. Bush, bandwagon pick
Hugo Chavez, bandwagon pick #2
Roger Ebert, seems like his problems are worsening
Bonnie Franklin, will be living 2013 “One Day At A Time”
Tony Iommi, practically invented metal guitar playing
Jay Lake, science fiction author
Artie Lange, how is he still alive?
Penny Marshall, Laverne & Surely she won’t make it through the year
Mary Ann Mobley, former Miss America
Terry Pratchett, science fiction author
Robin Roberts, don’t really want to see her go
Rick Ross, rapper with price on his head
Gene Wilder, Willy Won’t see 2014?

Alternates:
Marcia Strassman
Hosni Mubarak
Ed Koch

Clean list:

George H.W. Bush
Hugo Chavez
Roger Ebert
Bonnie Franklin
Tony Iommi
Jay Lake
Artie Lange
Penny Marshall
Mary Ann Mobley
Terry Pratchett
Robin Roberts
Rick Ross
Gene Wilder

Alternates:
Marcia Strassman
Hosni Mubarak
Ed Koch

I want to change my list to this:
Lindsay Lohan
Katt Williams
Hugo Chavez
Frankie Muniz
Pope Benedict XVI
Hamid Karzai
Muhammad Ali
George H.W. Bush
Chuck Berry
Kevin Clash
Hillary Clinton
Amanda Bynes
Leann rimes

Here I go:

Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela
Steve Gleason, NFL player
Katherine Crowe, singer
Marcia Strassman, actress
Penny Marshall, actress
Peter Harvey, news presenter
Bonnie Franklin, actress
Frankie Muniz, actor
Michael Douglas, actor
Christopher Martin-Jenkins, cricketer
Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
Billy Graham, wrestler
Lindsay Lohan, trainwreck

Alternates:

Terry Pratchett
Dick Cheney
Clean list:

Hugo Chavez
Steve Gleason
Katherine Crowe
Marcia Strassman
Penny Marshall
Peter Harvey
Bonnie Franklin
Frankie Muniz
Michael Douglas
Christopher Martin-Jenkins
Paul Gascoigne
Billy Graham,
Lindsay Lohan

Shane Macgowan (musician, the pogues)
Muhammad Ali
Anderson Cooper
Bobby Liebling (musician, pentagram)
Harold Bloom (author, critic)
Pope Benedict XVI
Barack Obama
John McCain
Don Cherry (hockey personality)
Pete Seeger (musician)
Dick Cheney
Fidel Castro
Kirk Douglas

Alternate
Andy Dick (actor)
Sean Penn
John Stagliano (porn mogul)

clean

Shane Macgowan
Muhammad Ali
Anderson Cooper
Bobby Liebling
Harold Bloom
Pope Benedict XVI
Barack Obama
John McCain
Don Cherry
Pete Seeger
Dick Cheney
Fidel Castro
Kirk Douglas

Alternate
Andy Dick
Sean Penn
John Stagliano

In no particular order, mostly for no particular reason, and without any alternates:

Gough Whitlam (ex-Australian Prime Minister)
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
Tom Cruise
Bryan Cranston
Mary-Kate Olson
Paul McCartney
Barbara Bach
Joan Rivers
Donald Trump
Kylie Minogue
Jack Nicholson
Silvio Berlusconi

Just popping in to wish a Happy Birthday to our Death Mistress Baker!

So it’s a suck up. Deal! :smiley:

Still like that old time rock and roll. That kind of music just soothes the soul…

  1. Chuck Berry—pioneer of “Rock And Roll Music”
  2. Jerry Lee Lewis—The Killer?
  3. Gary Glitter—Parts 1 and 2—actually, all of Gary – just needs to go away
  4. Little Richard – Ooh My Soul
  5. Fats Domino – I’m Walkin’
  6. Dean Torrence—From Jan And Dean, watch out for “Dead Man’s Curve”
  7. Duane Eddy – Because they’re not young any more
  8. Michelle Phillips – Then Denny, Cass, and John can say “I Saw Her Again.” I’m officially running out of good puns. Sorry.
  9. Carole King – She did sing, although she’s the writer behind some of the 60s best known hits.
  10. Marshall Lytle—He rocked around the clock with Bill Haley
  11. Franny Beecher – Another of Bill Haley’s Comets
  12. Aretha Franklin – A spirit in the dark?
  13. Frankie Valli – If he dies, there are just too many songs to work with. Do I go with “Bye, Bye, Baby”, “Silence Is Golden”, or “Working My Way Back To You?” Wait, what? No, not that last one.

In summary:

Chuck Berry
Jerry Lee Lewis
Gary Glitter
Little Richard
Fats Domino
Dean Torrence
Duane Eddy
Michelle Phillips
Carole King
Marshall Lytle
Franny Beecher
Aretha Franklin
Frankie Valli

Alternates:
Iggy Pop
Richard Carpenter

Just under 18 hours to go!

There are now 126 entries. Last year there was a total of 172. Looks like it’s going to be a slower game this time.

Checking last year’s thread: there will be plenty more submissions:)

Meh.
We can do without the riff-raff.

Of course, we may rank higher compared to newbies…

George H. W. Bush
Margaret Thatcher
Prince Philip
Fidel Castro
Hugo Chavez
Mary Tyler Moore
Rose Marie
Bonnie Franklin
Edward Furlong
Macaulay Culkin
Pete Doherty
Ryan Buell
Cardinal Francis George

Alternate:
Nancy Reagan