The Celebrity Death Pool 2013

A few years ago, after his wife had died, Brosnan was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He was speaking of remarriage, as he smoked a big cigar.

Wow, that is terrible. No words.

Bill Cosby hosted the Tonight Show some time ago, and Groucho Marx was a guest.
They both had cigars.
Cosby said, “I am always admired you, and wanted to use a cigar in comedy.”
Marx replied, “Yes, a cigar is a great prop for a comedian to use. Assuming, of course, that you are a comedian.”

James Martin, author who conceived of the internet, dead at 79.

Me too, or a golf announcer.

Thats why I wish people would give a brief bio on who died. Some people I might be interested and click the link. Others, pffffft, I don’t care.

Pretty sure he wasn’t worried about his own ovaries.

But he does have lungs.

Think of it this way: What percentage of the Hollywood crew could sucessfully navigate their way out of a paper bag, if the opening was down?

Probably dang close to the percentage that don’t do slow-motion suicide.

Douglas C. Engelbart, Inventor of the Computer Mouse, Dies at 12 Points

Bernie Nolan dead at 48 points

Awright! Third place, Baby!

Dang! I mean condolences to the family. And congrats to you for pulling ahead.

<Insert fist shaking smiley here>

With over half of the year gone now, I stand with a big goose egg and a list of 13 celebrities who have suddenly, apparently, become spokespersons for ideal health.

If Ms. Nolan had waited until her birthday in October we would have had a tie for the lead!

Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?

1 CAMJAY77 336 9 1
2 Registered at Last 335 10 1
3 Fear Itself 197 4 1
4 Ms Whatsit 181 6 1
5 CowPatty 155 4 1
6 zoog 150 4 1
7 Duckster 141 4 0
7 phungi 141 4 0
9 Captain Klutz 138 4 0
9 carnivorousplant 138 4 1
11 5 time champ 135 5 0
12 Dusty Rose 133 4 0
12 Sarabellum1976 133 4 0
14 jeezums 129 4 1
15 Cumbrian 119 3 0
15 Walkabout 119 3 0
17 Tangent 116 4 0
18 bowlergirl 103 3 0
18 computergeek 103 3 0
18 Fiendish Astronaut 103 3 0
18 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 103 3 0
18 Jack Batty 103 3 0
23 Dung Beetle 95 3 0
23 Tit Whistle 95 3 0
23 VunderBob 95 3 0
23 Wheelz 95 3 0
27 tarfu 94 3 0
28 Loach 91 3 0
29 Kolak of Twilo 86 3 0
29 Tamex 86 3 0
31 GIGObuster 84 3 0
32 12543 73 2 0
32 42fish 73 2 0
32 a35362 73 2 0
32 Captain Lance Murdoch 73 2 0
32 imthjckaz 73 2 0
32 Mahaloth 73 2 0
32 Mona Lott 73 2 0
32 popejt 73 2 0
32 Squonk 73 2 0
41 Hoopy Frood 72 2 0
41 irritant 72 2 0
41 J-P L 72 2 0
41 Little Nemo 72 2 0
41 Suburban Plankton 72 2 0
46 Mehitabel 67 3 0
47 MadTheSwine 66 2 0
48 Shirley Ujest 65 3 0
49 booklover 64 2 0
50 Dolores Reborn 61 2 0
50 Happy Lendervedder 61 2 0
52 anyrose 55 2 0
52 BobArrgh 55 2 0
52 Boozahol Squid, P.I. 55 2 0
52 Cicero 55 2 0
52 Monstera deliciosa 55 2 0
52 Quartz 55 2 0
52 santorum 55 2 0
59 Allecher 44 2 0
60 Eleanor of Aquitaine 43 2 0
61 appleciders 42 1 0
61 BACI 42 1 0
61 Bewildebeest 42 1 0
61 Boxermom 42 1 0
61 Chimera 42 1 0
61 Disheavel 42 1 0
61 Enuma Elish 42 1 0
61 Hockey Monkey 42 1 0
61 Jeep’s Phoenix 42 1 0
61 Kalea 42 1 0
61 Library1900 42 1 0
61 Long Time First Time 42 1 0
61 Mustardseed 42 1 0
61 orderfire 42 1 0
61 Premislaus 42 1 0
61 Qin Shi Huangdi 42 1 0
61 RandMcnally 42 1 0
61 Rico 42 1 0
61 tarragon918 42 1 0
61 tim-n-va 42 1 0
61 Wallet 42 1 0
82 Sternvogel 41 2 0
83 Andrew21 37 4 1
84 Clothilde 31 1 0
84 Mean Mr. Mustard 31 1 0
84 minionkat 31 1 0
84 pojonen 31 1 0
88 chargerrich 30 1 0
88 NotherYinzer 30 1 0
88 rucciface 30 1 0
88 Small Hen 30 1 0
88 Spoiler Virgin 30 1 0
93 Spiff 29 1 0
94 Eliahna 26 2 2
95 Borborygmi 24 1 0
95 NurseCarmen 24 1 0
97 Maus Magill 22 1 0
98 guylevesque 21 2 2
99 gwendee 19 1 0
99 Lok 19 1 0
99 missred 19 1 0
99 Spazcat 19 2 1
103 garygnu 18 1 0
104 bassett hound 13 1 0
104 cazwhatever 13 1 0
104 D-bear 13 1 0
104 For You 13 1 0
104 Johnny L.A. 13 1 0
104 Kasper1014 13 1 0
104 Locrian 13 1 0
104 mdcastleman 13 1 0
104 Paul Parkhead 13 1 0
104 Zeke N. Destroi 13 1 0
114 ataraxy22 12 2 2
114 CreaseMunky 12 1 0
114 kayT 12 1 0
117 batsto 11 1 1
118 etv78 8 1 0
118 Tazmanian Devil 8 1 0
118 zamboniracer 8 1 0
121 Baker 1 1 1

YES!! Still in the top 100!!

It’s turning into a horse race, people! :eek: :cool: :smiley:

I still can’t believe I’m tied for 18th in my first year of playing.

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It’s like buying your very first lottery ticket and winning $25000. “Oh, this is easy!”

Just wait 'til next year, the Sophomore Slump is a bitch. :smiley:

Says the lady who has 13 apparently perfectly healthy sports stars on her list…