The Senior Slump ain’t so great, either. 
Nineteenth! I was tied for No.2 for a bit.
I coulda been a contenda!
It’s only early July. Plenty of time left
cp, Voldemart?
“Flight from Groceries?”
Say what?
“Voldemort” is French for “flight from death.”
How come you have the Dark Lord’s name misspelled?
[apologies for hijack]
A typo.
Thank you for pointing it out.
He whose name cannot be spelled.
You mean Lord MoldyFart?
“Shop smart. Shop Volde-Mart”.
Oh, the shame!
Looks like I picked a hell of a year to move Theresa Heinz Kerry to my B list.
Does anyone have Momma T on their list?
You had her for at least the last two years! See what giving up does?
From the “Karma’s a bitch” dept.: Bone snatcher Michael Mastromarino dies of bone cancer
Country singer Randy Travis is hospitalized in critical condition with a viral heart infection,his publicist said Monday.
<Nelson Muntz>HA-ha!</Nelson Muntz>
AltaVista, dead at 20.
(Although there might be some obscure rule preventing points here…)
See bolded part
Probably should be Jim-Bob. I think he worked at the Store.