…“the appearance of Alfred E. Neuman with real people such as Bill Gates and Regis Philbin is a mistake. You may find in my next Urban Legend book that this is a common misconception. And then again, you might not.”
Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, and Tom Brokaw, noting that Regis and Gates were nodding in assent, hastened to comment that…
hastened to comment that …
“Jeez, that dougie_monty dude sure has a thing for never ending story threads.”
At which point Captain Ahab approached and stuck his peg-leg right up Bill Gates’ ass.
“That’s for Windows ME ya scurvy land lubber”
Dougie_monty reclined and basked in the chaos he had created.
Meanwhile, Bill Gates shrieked like a little girl and reached for a …
Powerpuff Girl doll, which he cuddled happily, before skipping away.
Archie Bunker saw him and sneered, “Ah geez! Ain’t he a cute little pansy?”
Mike and Gloria groaned at this homophobic comment, and knew full well that Archie would shoot back with…