The Chinese Chicken?

Chikity China, the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’

I always wondered what that lyric was about. Maybe this helps explain it:

good news is that chicken feet will soon be on a clearance sale at a store near you.

Since the Chinese don’t really value chicken breast, and we don’t appreciate chicken feet, I’ve always considered we should do a swap (either that or do some ghastly Frankenfood engineering). Maybe it’s already happening.

This is about Taiwan, isn’t it. So stupid. Won’t someone think of the chicken?

Just for the record…

I was hoping the smoking man would be in this thread.

I always picture a chicken playing a toy piano with its beak.