The Coasterless MMP

Having been requested and required to begin this week’s MMP by Swampy, :rolleyes: I herewith comply.

This will be a coasterless MMP. Just throw your empties into the back of Swampy’s truck.

I believe that everyone in Georgia has a truck; almost everyone in Arkansas does.

What are these “coasters” of which you speak?

Look, now you’ve made a ring.

Shallow draft ocean vessels that sail close to shore rather than venturing into the sea,

My precious!

We hates coasters, doesn’t we?

Stop your Yakety Yak & don’t talk back, I happen to like The Coasters. So why don’t you get the hell outta my kitchen! :eek:

: places beerverage on coaster, just to irk Flytrap :

I had to go into irk. :frowning:

On the bright side, I get to meet Hockey Lady:) in the flesh on 3/7.:smiley:

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 28 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 63 and sunny. Another Winter’s day here in south Jawja.

flytrap you’re gonna be in soooooooooo much trouble when MOOOOOOM sees you said not to use coasters. Also note that I have placed a container in the back of the truck in which to throw your empties. One for cans and one for bottles. After all we must recycle.

Ok that’s all I got for now. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, ‘tis Monday so irk purtification must commence. Yeah, it’s a federal holiday but not one for me. However, I’m takin’ off Firday so it’s still a four day irk week! YAAAAAAY!!!

Happy Monday Y’all!

This well and truly cracked me up! :smiley: But I like coasters - especially the stone ones that absorb condensate. We had 2 sets of 4 of those, but I think we lost one along the way. Still, 7 coasters for 2 people still works.

I’m up early on a holiday because when you have a puppy, you’re always up early. **FCD **has gone back to bed, and I’m taking advantage of quite time to read the comics and post. Chores will have to be done soon enough.

It’s about 20°F out there at the moment, but at least the wind has died down.

Not much else to share - it’s still dark out and I really wasn’t ready to get up, but that’s a non-issue now.

Happy Prez Day!

Blurf.

My Og, man; it’s been what, three, four months & you haven’t met her yet? Talk about taking it slow.
A word of advice if you’re meeting her in a public place like a bar/restaurant. When you walk in if three similar looking ladies look up & smile at you, go for the one showing the most tongue, cause if she’s a real Hockey Lady she’s missing some teeth! :stuck_out_tongue:

Unfortunately, this looks to be repair day/week. I’s fraid I need a new tire. Neighbor got a new roof last week. Stoopit roofers had a big (hole-y) tarp that they used to catch debris & then apparently folded up in my driveway. Tire pressure warning came on on Sat, filled them up. Then when I went to pull out on Sun, it was flat. Took about three hours to get fixed (including driving around trying to find somewhere that could plug/patch it on a Sun & then sitting in their waiting room.) Guy said that due to the angle of the nail, he wasn’t sure it would hold. When I put the car away last night, the tire pressure warning light came on again. :smack: Haven’t brought myself to go into garage yet.

The 'puter that got fried last week, at least one of the HD drives was also cooked. If the other one is as well, I need to try plan C, which includes procuring pieces/parts & channelling my inner Boris Karloff. Or, in my case, mebbe Gene Wilder to bring it back to life.

Wish me luck!

Spidey roofin’ nails are one of the many banes of my existence. I swear, if there is a roofin’ nail anywhere in a twenty mile radius of wherever I am, my tires will find it. :smack:

Howdy from irk! So far it is not irksome but this is subject to change any time now and for any foreseen/unforeseen reason, with or without warning.

She has all her teeth,but she has taken a few pucks to the nose.:slight_smile:

up, caffeinated, off to irk

Howdy all,

Sorry I was a bad Mumper last week and fell off, I had a very weird but good weekend.

Coasterless MMP oh my! What next? TP less MMP? I tell ya this neighborhood is going to pot.

I got stuff to do, back later

Have a great day

Jim

Did somebody say coaster? I used to have something like this at my house, except they were ceramic.

It’s been a good Monday so far even though it is early. Not sure what’s on the agenda today except for homework. Hope everyone has a good one.

And so happy that doggio is going to meet Hockey Lady!

A friend wanted me to drive his 996 Turbo S yesterday. Needless to say, coasting was not an item on the agenda. Not only were we coasterless but I’m pretty sure the rings that dern machine leaves behind usually have a Nurburg in front of them.

Oh, I also did a bunch of organic gardening and yardwork. I’m trying to decide which was more exhilarating. That leaf compost and ground corn gets me pretty worked up.

Mornin’ all.

How did you tell the difference between fast food and your coasters?..I guess it didn’t matter…:slight_smile:

lieu, is your friend looking for any more friends? ::Please say yes:: ::Please say yes:: <– Ya know, if you try to type “:” & “p” next to each other, you get a Ninja Turtle Face; looked WTF in preview mode. Must use capital P
In my house, beer goes in a coozie (to keep it cold), which is kinda like a built-in coaster. Other drinks I usually just open the fridge, swig from the container & put them right back, so no coasters needed. :eek:
Is that acceptable, Mooommmm? :smiley:

In my house, beer doesn’t sit around long enough to become warm.
:slight_smile:

[noparse]:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :p[/noparse]
See, it can be done :stuck_out_tongue:

:slight_smile:

I’ll probably have to stay away from this thread, however, since I’m a Coaster :frowning: (the sea shore is a 10-minute walk from my apartment.)