plnnr, what does terrorism have to do with the price of corned beef? Hash is hash, right? I mean really, if the price is going up, we can all make a run to the store and stock up. I don’t want to start a panic, but I’ll be damned if my hash supply is going to be threatened. I have to go get some more ice anyway, should I pick up some hash for anyone else?
-Rue.
Can you grab me a slurpee, some HoHos and a couple of rolls of film while you’re out? Here, just take my wallet, I don’t keep anything important in it.
“…price of hash will go through the ROUGH”?
Whew - I evidently need more to drink.
Cherry. Grape. And…
::Reaches behind his back, into his Supercape::
Orange creamsicles. The ones with the cream filling. Singles. Unless you’ve got a hankering to suck on something bigger…
celestina, it looks as if we might be disturbing some people [sub]Tarp![/sub]
Why don’t we go and dance someplace else? <looking upstairs> 
Uh, Rue maybe we oughta take my truck. Your car is…umm…parked in. You probably won’t be able to…uh…get it out for awhile.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW!!! Those are my absolute favorite!!! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!!!
Ooooooooh… you are DEFINITELY on my list of happy fun people!!! [sub]Membership comes with many added benefits. Just ask Simetra[/sub] Mind if I sit here?
::bobkitty curls up on Superdude, contentedly lapping away at the Orange Creamsicle::
Why, of course, bobkitty. Thanks for putting me on your list[sub]Can’t wait for the benefits.[/sub]
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At this point, dougie_monty doesn’t know whether to hide his face in embarrassment or bust up laughing like everyone else is doing: The news about his mistaken encounter with Creaky spread through the crowd like wildfire. [:o to the googolplex power]
Some other female Dopers approach Dougie and ask if he can do more of this. He fears he may pass out from embarrassment, just to hear them ask. :o 
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Gartog said:
"celestina, it looks as if we might be disturbing some people Tarp!
Why don’t we go and dance someplace else? <looking upstairs>"
Well, if you’ll lead the way, Sugar, I’ll follow. 
(zoogirl finally locates a phone under a pile of discarded clothes–Hi, Honey? Yeah, you gotta get over here! Round up the guys and get the gear out of the hockshop! They’ve got twelve-eleven–ten gallons of scotch–oh well, there oughta be lots of beer! Yeah sure, as long as it’s loud and they can get down to it–Oh my! I think she’s GOING down … Oh, what, hon? Well yes, as a matter of fact, you can bring Hip-Hop and Lizzie. Yeah, I’m serious! We’re up to our eyeballs in Underwear Beetles! Rue said it’s okay to bring livestock… no I don’t think Rue meant the band! Hasn’t met them yet… OK, hurry!)
Hey Rue? They’re coming! No, the BAND! I didn’t mean celestina and Gartog! Oh, about an hour, or as long as it takes to bail out the equipment (and probably Frankie…)
I am shocked dougie_monty is such a maroon. Shocked I say! (By the way doug-a-roni, while Dire Wolf is a boy, Ice Wolf is all girl. Oh yeah, baby, all girl. And Zebra is a boy. I am, obviously, a boy, but some people miss that. Now you know.)
Cool news on the band zoogirl. If they do stop at the County Lock-up, could they say “hey” to Uncle Carl for me? That’s it. Just “hey”.
-Rue.
Hey, zoogirl, hold up. Call your guy back and tell him to wait for me at the lockup. I’ll get Frankie out-the superintendent owes me a favor. Besides, it’ll give me a chance to enter my appearance and pay off the magistrate for tomorrow’s arraignments while I’m still sober.
Zap
Thanks, Super. Mmmm… haven’t had one of these in WAY too long.
::bobkitty licks her fingers clean of the last of the creamsicle::
Oh… but it seems [sub]lick[/sub] that you’ve got some [sub]lick[/sub] orange stuff on your face.[sub]lick[/sub] Here, let me get that [sub]lick[/sub] for you. Goodness, you ARE a messy [sub]lick[/sub] eater, aren’t you?[sub]lick[/sub] How on earth did you get creamsicle [sub]lick[/sub] back here by your ear? [sub]lick[/sub] There. That’s better.
Um…bobkitty I think I see a shower now. Care to join me?
Oooh… is there a tub? I love baths… long, hot, steamy baths… Rue, you wouldn’t happen to have one of those big sunken bathtubs, would you? And some nice lavendar bubble bath? What’s your water heater set at? 'Scuse me…
::bobkitty scampers down the hall to look for a bathtub::
Long, hot, steamy bath…Sounds like a plan, bobkitty. Will you let me wash your back?
::tosses Superdude a Loofah::
Go for it, luv. I’m just waiting for the tub to fill up. Here, stick a hand in here… not too hot for ya, is it?
Oh, not at all. I like it veeeeeeeeeeery hot. And awwwwwwwwwwfully wet.
Good.
::bobkitty pushes a still-clothed Superdude into the tub::
Ummm… that costume isn’t gonna shrink, is it? Cause you may wanna get out of it before it does…
::she quickly pulls off her shirt and slips into the mound of bubbles, sighing as the hot water caresses her skin::