Thanks, Rue. My high score so far was 11. (I had a little trouble with the flippers sticking)
Wow, cartooniverse, you sure make an enterance. Step aside and give me some of that fresh apple [sym]P[/sym] that you brought in. It sure looks good.
Hey, I resemble that remark! I am totally and completely not under the affluence of incahol. (hic)
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna see if Cartooniverse brought any fresh ¥Ð’s with him. I just can’t get 'em at home, ya know.
Allright! They’re here! I see Mr zoogirl remembered Hip-hop and Lizzie. Sorry Bobkitty! (wait 'til she spots the lizard! :eek: ) So, come on guys, you can set up right over here. Anyone sober enough to help haul this stuff in? Uh, right; never mind! I think they’re Blue Mountian Express this week, but don’t worry, they’ll play anything! They’ve changed names so many times even I can’t keep track! Hey Rue, they brought the GOOD amps-how strong are your windows?
Guys, I think ya better wait until this cd is finished. You know Rocky Horror can’t be messed with!
oooh, Bobkitty, bite my ear, will ya? well then i’ll… i’ll… ooooooh, it’s no fair! you’re just too tiny and little and CUTE! [Garfield]CUTE ROTS THE INTELLECT!!![/Garfield] grrr…
cougarfang stalks away, growling, to Cartooniverse’s burlap sack, and stares perplexedly at the symbols
Huh. weird… i need a lot more to drink.
grabs a funny-looking symbol and walks away with it
glug, glug, glug, glug, glug…
Hey, Bumbazine, when you’re done fishing Rue’s car out of the pool, could you try to get a hook into my accordion strap there? I don’t know who tossed it in the deep end, but if I ever find out who did it, someone’s gonna have their balls or their tits squished in the bellows, by golly…
I’m hungry - can someone order some pizza? Just mushroom for me, thanks…
::Standing all superheroey, fists on hips, in front of bobkitty::
Fear not, my pet, no frog shall harm you on my watch.
And if you’d notice, there is no frog on Superdude’s watch. Just a “Hello Kitty”. (The “Hello Kitty” Watch of Righteousness!)
::bobkitty sneezes as a dustbunny gets caught in her whiskers::
Hey, Rue? I think you need to get with the maid, maybe withhold some of her pay. She’s obviously been neglecting the top of your bookshelf here. And with all these rare, limited edition books you’ve got [sub]Is that an autographed ‘Little Engine That Could’?[/sub] you don’t want anything happening to them. [sub]Hmmm… ‘The Pokey Little Puppy’…[/sub] In the meantime, just hand that there feather duster to me and I’ll… what’s that? It’s not used for dusting? Oh. Ummm… just get me a washcloth then.
Hey, if someone wants to toss the phone up here, I’ll call in for pizza. Mushroom for FCM… any other requests? My wallet was in my pants, someone’s gonna need to find the scraps and see if it’s still there.
I 'preciate your attempts to keep me safe, Super and Rue. Just… uhh… let me know when the BUB infestation’s been taken care of and those frogs are put up, 'k? I’ll be up here if you need me. [sub]Frogs can’t jump this high, right? RIGHT?[/sub]
-BK
Hey! Who was drinking this Scotch and chocolate milk?
Shhhh! FairyChatMom, Rue’s car was never in the pool [sub]nudge nudge wink wink[/sub] uh…he left the windows down and the sprinkler got the seats wet, remember? But I will get your accordian out…oof!..ungh!..got it! None the worse for wear! Now just let me get my bagpipes and we can do a duet. You know Lady of Spain dontja?
Lady of Spain? That is sooooooo overdone… I’ve been working on a Devo retrospective…
No need, doll. Pizza’s on me.
Right. They can’t. And if they try, my SuperduperHeat Vision[sup]©[/sup] will turn them into instant appetizers.
LADY OF SPAIN?! :eek:
For the love of God, guys, HURRY UP!!!
Ya ready? Ok, something old, fast and loud!
Amps all at 10? Let 'er rip!
The Band launches into “Johnny B Good” full blast. Three windows shatter, four Dopers are struck immediatly stone deaf and everyone else freezes in shock. It takes a good thirty seconds before anyone can move, but then they’re up and dancin’! Bobkitty and cougerfang yowl and swing from the chandeliers, all the Underwear beetles scatter for dark corners, and there’s the sound of a burro going ballistic in the front yard!
YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
cougarfang jumps up and knocks the stereo controls from zoogirl’s hands and turns the whole darn thing off
<silence>
much better.
cougarfang calmly leaps back to the sofa and enjoys the rest of her drink
Thanks zoogirl, that seemed to take care of the Bolivian Underpants Beetles. That first sound shock seemed to crack their little irridescent shells. The Casa del DeDay seems to be safe for underpants once again.
I said!!! The Casa del DeDay seems to be safe for underpants once again!!!
Maybe next time, you should keep the sound down to, maybe, 8.
Wow. I’ve never seen a burro climb a tree before. Cool.
-Rue.
Hey, Rue, It’s probably a good thing the beetles are gone. I’ve never seen a lizard vibrate before and Hip-Hop seems kinda, well, frozen!
I don’t think those amps HAVE an eight. All that’s on the dials is “10” and “PAIN!” Maybe they could try something a little softer. Hey guys! How about slowing it down?
The Band starts up something soft and nostalgic. Cougerfang and bobkitty snuggle close together, and those Dopers still capable of standing grab a partner (or two) and cling together in a slow dance. Light reflects off the shards of broken window, creating a mirror-ball effect.
Rue, is that better? Oh, look, there’s a couple guys helping the burro out of the tree–Hey, look out for his hoofs–ouch! That had to hurt!
::Superdude stands agape while Cougarfang tries to snuggle up close to bobkitty::
You, Cougarfang are hereby challenged to a duel!
[sub]Psst, Rue…what do you have to duel with? Nothing? Oh, Christ.[/sub]
Okay, Cougarfang, you are hereby challanged to a bake-off!
[pulling on striped shirt]
This should be interesting to watch, To the kitchen
In the Red corner weighing in a pretty darn heavy isCouuuuuugarFang
And in the Blue corner weighing in at something different is SoooooooooperDude
Now boys I want a good clean bake, no gouging, biting or spitting in the dishes.
Ready?
Oh, Super… relax. Cougar’s a girl. She’s not trying to hone in on your territory. We’re just snuggling 'cause it’s a little chilly in here. It’s a furbaby thing… we generate lots of heat. 
But it’s sweet of you to offer to duel for me… baking or otherwise.
Come on over here, sweetie. I’ll make you feel better. 
-BK
::Walks over to bobkitty, wondering if he can snuggle in between them::
Well, I guess that means no free food
Now what can I do instead . . . . .anyone?