Why is shit always brown? It may be light brown or dark brown, but it always seems to be brown.
Bile salts.
Nope. Bilirubin.
Asked and answered by the Master himself. I think it is in the second book.
You can probably find it if you do a search.
Here ya go.
Indeed. And it has the most memorable index entry I have ever seen in any book.
Not to gross you out, but I’ve seen it in many colors that weren’t brown, including green, black, and very very light tan (almost white.)
Bon appetite.
I’ve recently had shit that was bright blue and bright yellow, caused from snoballs I’d eaten.
They sure as hell didn’t have blue and yellow snow back when I lived in Baltimore!
Well, ok, yellow. But not blue!
**Splanky]/b], don’t eat the yellow snow!