The Coming JiffyPocalypse

[Boyo_Jim]

My palms have been regularly oiled since about age 12. There’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere.

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@Boyo_Jim

My palms have been regularly oiled since about age 12.

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[WildBlueYonder]

@JohnT

Those damned Feds can take away my guns, but never my peanut butter! :mad:

Is that the constitutional amendment 2.1?

@YogSothoth

I think its a good idea to ban trans fats. They really serve no good use and obesity is a huge problem.

I wonder what other bad for us stuff the government is going to ban/criminalize/control/remove for the sake of our health??

Seems someone told me not too long ago that the government shouldn’t or cant have control over what we buy/eat etc??? (Course I could have confused that statement to me or misunderstood it)

[stillownedbysetters]

@WildBlueYonder

Is that the constitutional amendment 2.1?

I wonder what other bad for us stuff the government is going to ban/criminalize/control/remove for the sake of our health??

Seems someone told me not too long ago that the government shouldn’t or cant have control over what we buy/eat etc??? (Course I could have confused that statement to me or misunderstood it)

Just as long as they don’t mandate that we eat kale… Blecch, awful stuff.

[Skywatcher]

@BigT

Too bad now everyone is saying you should boycott palm oil, saying it’s bad for the environment and for you.

Palm oil really is bad for the environment, via idiot palm growers who practice total deforestation in jungles so their plantations can expand. Virtually nothing that was living in the jungle can be found among the replacement palms.