I slapped my attractive young assistant’s ass the other day, and then I spent 8 billion dollars on an electric toothbrush. I bribed an IRS agent with BBQ.
*A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
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I work for the IRS. I was on Investigative Reports last night. I victimize innocent poor people, even when they offer to pay bills that are totally without justification I still put them in jail. Have a nice day.
Death and Taxes, you know the rest.
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