The congressional. Come one! Come All.

I slapped my attractive young assistant’s ass the other day, and then I spent 8 billion dollars on an electric toothbrush. I bribed an IRS agent with BBQ.


*A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
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I work for the IRS. I was on Investigative Reports last night. I victimize innocent poor people, even when they offer to pay bills that are totally without justification I still put them in jail. Have a nice day.

Death and Taxes, you know the rest.


“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
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And when they get to jail I make 'em work for peanuts just so that undercutting fat lazy businessmen can make an easy buck.

Guys keep calling me “Toots” and making me get coffee. (or worse!) :frowning:


“That basketball, was like a basketball to me!”

Is the Straight Dope just another front for the Illuminati?