Thousands of new targets arrive in the Middle East.
“They knew what they were signing up for.” -POSDJT
J.D. Vance shares wisdom random blatherings from his giant brain:
In case you were wondering about UFOs. And demons. And stuff.
JD Vance says that UFOs aren’t aliens visiting Earth from distant planets. The Vice President thinks they’re actually demons.
Vance sat down with Benny Johnson, the right-wing influencer who was fired from two different media outlets in the 2010s for plagiarism. Johnson asked the vice president: “Are you going to release the UFO files?” a reference to President Donald Trump’s promise in February to release secret information on UAPs.
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But the discussion got weird, as Vance volunteered unprompted that he doesn’t think they’re aliens, insisting that he “thinks their demons, anyway.”
“I think that celestial beings who fly around to do weird things to people… I think that the desire to describe everything celestial, everything is otherworldly to described as aliens…” Vance said winding up.
“I mean, every great world religion including Christianity, the one that I believe in, has understood that there are weird things out there and there are things that are very difficult to explain,” said Vance. “And I naturally go, when I hear about sort of extra-natural phenomenon, that’s where I go to is the Christian understanding that, you know, there’s a lot of good out there, but there’s also some evil out there.”
Vance finished on a line that he likely cribbed from the 1995 movie The Usual Suspects, though it has older origins: “I think that one of the Devil’s great tricks is to convince people he never existed.”
If that’s what they are, I wish they would hurry up and claim Their Own and take them back to their home base wherever that is, in this dimension or another one.
Every one of these people are not only stupid, but bug shit crazy.
It’s often been said – including by me – that JD Vance is a greater threat than Trump should he ever get the presidency because he possesses actual intelligence. It’s important to note that such observations are always relative. Vance could not have the beliefs that he has unless he was as dumb as a bag of rocks, which he is.
But Trump is something truly extraordinary in the realm of stupidity. The entirety of his brain, now firmly in the grip of dementia, is something like a clockwork with a broken spring and a missing cog. Vance was at least able to write an apologia for hillbillies, whereas Trump couldn’t even sit still for a ghostwriter, even when he was much younger. To be clear, both are batshit crazy, but Vance can probably hatch actual evil plans, whereas Trump couldn’t plan his way out of a paper bag.
Speaking of crazy administration officials, I haven’t seen this mentioned anywhere.
Hmmm…let’s grab him for the next Supreme Court vacancy. Hey, he won’t need to take up a dedicated parking spot. He can just teleport in from home.
But why to a Waffle House? Granted, they do make a nice breakfast sandwich: fried bacon and egg on raisin toast. But is that reason enough?
Yes, he’s normally intelligent, like G.W. Bush, not Out in Space (so to speak) like DJT.
However, and this is key, J.D. cannot and would not command the fanatical, obsessive, passionate, irrational, high-school-crush-I-want-to-have-your-babies fanaticism that DJT does. Thank Og. There is no one (again, thank Og) on the Republican side that has that special 
quality that makes grown men fall to their knees with tears in their eyes. No one can replace DJT in that way. They broke the mold. If only the original would fall off the shelf and break, too…
In the minds of the crazy, aliens teleport to Earth from distant galaxies for the privilege of dining at a Waffle House in Georgia. It’s possible that Gregg’s teleportation was just an accidental misalignment of the teleportation beam.
Yes, red-state folks and wingnuts everywhere, this is what you voted for in 2024, and now you’ve got it. I swear that every one of Trump’s senior appointees is batshit crazy in their own way. In order to meet the all-important criterion of unswerving loyalty to Dear Leader, they necessarily have to be mentally defective in at least some way.
Hey, Waffle Houses in Texas are perfectly cromulent.
Waffle Houses are the metric for how bad a place was hit by a storm. So it makes him qualified for the FEMA job.
It’s what I was taught as a child; silly yes, but not that odd in religious circles. The logic (as I was taught) being that since humans were made in God’s image, aliens must therefore be made in the image of Satan.
God too. Both have demonstrated incredible hide and seek skills.
I started a thread quite a while ago about the disappearance of Trump merchandise from resort areas like lakes and beaches. I later noted that there was a re-appearance at one store I observed in Hampton Beach, but at the end of last summer Trump-branded stuff seemed to be gone from everywhere else.(I also doubt if any of this stuff was licensed from Trump – I think it was independent entreprenours, so this disappearance probably didn’t hurt Trump directly). I also note that the two or possibly three stores that sold Trump merchandise in my north of Boston stomping grounds in his first term never re-appeared.
But evidently they’re still selling this stuff, probably on-line and in a few special stores in places like New York and Washington. I wouldn’t have thought it was a big deal, but the Times articles suggests otherwise.
The pop-up trump merch stores around here near the election all disappeared not long after.
I haven’t seen a basic MAGA hat in the wild in months. Not amongst our locals and not amongst our many tourists. I still see trump bumper stickers every weekish & the occasional flags. There is one idiot I see now and again with a 45/47 hat with some other slogan on it.
You remind me there’s a tourist / beach toy store a few miles downcoast from me that used to carry a hefty selection of trumpcrap too. Like all through trump’s first term and nonstop through Biden’s. Which merch means instant total boycott for me. There were a few other t-shirt shops and such nearby which had some trumpcrap shirts along with the normal fare.
Anyhow, I’ll probably be in that area within the next few days and will investigate and report back.
What a great word. Of course, it could apply to so many more things besides merchandise.
I didn’t copyright it. Spread the word far and wide.
“I am over 21 and a genuine lover of art. Please send under plain cover”.
There used to be a semi-permanent one camped outside a local gun shop. The past few times I’ve been by it’s been closed and locked up in its van. I also am anticipating driving by it soon to see if it just coincidentally was closed. It is usually the same guy selling the merch, so it’s possible I was driving by on his days off or that he was taking a break for unrelated reasons. But since the closure coincided with the beginning of the Iran War, it’s also possible that magacrap just isn’t selling anymore.
DeSantis signs bill renaming PBI Donald J. Trump International Airport, effective July 1
I’m wondering if the International Air Transport Association ever allowed changing the code for an airport when the airport was renamed to a living individual. It seems the answer is no. IDL went to JFK, but John F. Kennedy was deceased. It will be interesting to see if they dare insult Donald Trump by keeping the official code at the current PBI.
I also checked AI to see if an airport was ever named after a living national leader before. As far as they know, the answer is no, although I find it hard to believe. You’d thing someone like Ceausescu had done it before.
Last year, Putin changed the name of Volgograd International to Stalingrad International. It is still VOG.
Hopefully the slang for the new DJT airport will be “iDJiT” airport.