The Daily Feud: Crimes by Windwalker [Game Over]

  1. Possession of marijuana
  2. Kidnapping
  3. Miami
  4. Liquor store
  5. In the home
  6. Assault
  7. Forgery
  8. Geoffrey Dahmer
  9. Money laundering
  10. $1,000,000
  11. Hard to choose between kidnapping and bank robbery.
  1. Shoplifting
  2. Armed robbery
  3. Detroit.
  4. Convenience store clerk
  5. At home
  6. Assault.
  7. Forgery.
  8. Ted Bundy
  9. Murder
  10. No amount of money would make me kill someone, even a bad person
  1. Smoking Pot
  2. Armed Robbery
  3. Washington D.C.
  4. Convenience Store Clerk
  5. Poorer areas
  6. Assault
  7. Forgery
  8. John Wayne Casey
  9. Tax Evasion
  10. 10000
  1. Public drunkenness
  2. Child sexual abuse/kiddie porn
  3. Detroit
  4. Convenience store clerk
  5. In the “bad end of town”
  6. Assault
  7. Embezzlement
  8. Jeffrey Dahmer
  9. Fraud
  10. Wouldn’t do it
  1. Breaking/Entering
  2. Treason
  3. New Orleans
  4. Bank teller
  5. Alley
  6. Assault
  7. Check fraud
  8. Ted Bundy
  9. Auto theft
  10. No amount of money
  1. Theft
  2. Kidnapping
  3. Detroit
  4. Security guard
  5. South side
  6. Assault
  7. Extortion
  8. Ted Bundy
  9. Extortion
  10. 100,000,000
  1. parking ticket

  2. kidnapping

  3. Miami

  4. convenience store clerk

  5. ghetto

  6. breaking a window

  7. bad check

  8. Jeffrey Dahmer

  9. drug possession

  10. wouldn’t kill

  11. huh?

And wouldn’t you know it, the very first poster chose the same thing as me for 6.

Ouch, please try not to get this thread closed by the Secret Service! :wink:

  1. Jaywalking
  2. Kidnapping
  3. New Orleans
  4. Pizza delivery driver
  5. In the projects
  6. Assault
  7. Forgery
  8. John Wayne Gacy
  9. Embezzlement
  10. $100,000

Hmm. Apparently I am a really cheap hired killer, or else I am imagining a much worse bad person than everyone else is. I’m not sure what to make of this.

  1. Jaywalking

  2. Arson

  3. Chicago

  4. Prostitute

  5. Inner city

  6. Assault

  7. Assault

  8. Jeffrey Dahmer

  9. Wire fraud

  10. Ten. Million. Dollars

  11. is a guess as to the most common answer. The rest were pretty much off the top of my head.

  1. Petty larceny
  2. Armed robbery
  3. Washington DC
  4. Bank teller
  5. In poor neighborhoods
  6. Assault
  7. Libel
  8. Jack the Ripper
  9. Drunk driving
  10. No amount will do
  • 10 - if he’s a threat to me or my family, no money is necessary. If not, none can make me
  1. Public intoxication
  2. Child molestation
  3. Detroit
  4. Convenience store clerk
  5. In apartments
  6. Theft
  7. Writing a bad check
  8. Jeffrey Dahmer
  9. Arson
  10. Wouldn’t do it for any money
    (6. of the basketball, natch)
    (9. no idea, really, but it seems like a lot of arsonists never get caught)
    (10. Well, amybe if they were really, REALLY bad, but then I’d probably do it for free)
  1. Littering
  2. Dealing drugs
  3. Washington DC
  4. Jeweler
  5. Slummy neighborhood
  6. Malicious mischief
  7. Embezzlement
  8. Jeffry Dahmer
  9. Drug possession
  10. No price – wouldn’t do

ETA: I was thinking of breaking a window for #6 – I think that would be the actual legal charge. Maybe not. Boy, that’s going to be tough to score.

  1. Littering
  2. Kidnapping
  3. Chicago
  4. Convenience store clerk
  5. In the home
  6. Assault
  7. Forgery
  8. Ted Bundy
  9. Blackmail
  10. I couldn’t do it.
  1. DUI
  2. Kidnapping With Bodily Injury
  3. Detroit
  4. Convenience store worker
  5. Downtown
  6. Assault
  7. Fraud
  8. Ted Bundy
  9. Drug possession
  10. Infinite
  1. Possesion of personal use marijuana

  2. Kidnapping

  3. Detroit

  4. Teller

  5. Home

  6. Assault

  7. Fraud

  8. Jeffrey Dahmer

  9. Embezzlement
    10.100000000

  10. NYC is not a high crime rate city. Jus’ sayin.

  11. I almost put 'be a NY Knick

  12. I don’t think I could kill a stranger for money.

  1. Speeding

  2. Armed robbery

  3. Detroit

  4. Retail clerk

  5. The ghetto

  6. Assault and battery

  7. Embezzlement

  8. Jeffrey Dahmer

  9. Treason

  10. $1,000,000

  11. Especially in 24-hour convenience stores, pharmacies, gas stations, etc.

  12. As Woody Guthrie put it:

  1. Don’t know about the percentage, but it’s a relatively rare offense at any rate.
  1. littering
  2. crack cocaine
  3. New Orleans
  4. quick market clerk
  5. ghetto
  6. murder
  7. murder
  8. John Wayne Gacy
  9. Ponzi scheme
  10. One billion dollars