- Possession of marijuana
- Kidnapping
- Miami
- Liquor store
- In the home
- Assault
- Forgery
- Geoffrey Dahmer
- Money laundering
- $1,000,000
- Hard to choose between kidnapping and bank robbery.
- Shoplifting
- Armed robbery
- Detroit.
- Convenience store clerk
- At home
- Assault.
- Forgery.
- Ted Bundy
- Murder
- No amount of money would make me kill someone, even a bad person
- Smoking Pot
- Armed Robbery
- Washington D.C.
- Convenience Store Clerk
- Poorer areas
- Assault
- Forgery
- John Wayne Casey
- Tax Evasion
- 10000
- Public drunkenness
- Child sexual abuse/kiddie porn
- Detroit
- Convenience store clerk
- In the “bad end of town”
- Assault
- Embezzlement
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Fraud
- Wouldn’t do it
- Breaking/Entering
- Treason
- New Orleans
- Bank teller
- Alley
- Assault
- Check fraud
- Ted Bundy
- Auto theft
- No amount of money
- Theft
- Kidnapping
- Detroit
- Security guard
- South side
- Assault
- Extortion
- Ted Bundy
- Extortion
- 100,000,000
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parking ticket
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kidnapping
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Miami
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convenience store clerk
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ghetto
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breaking a window
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bad check
-
Jeffrey Dahmer
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drug possession
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wouldn’t kill
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huh?
And wouldn’t you know it, the very first poster chose the same thing as me for 6.
Ouch, please try not to get this thread closed by the Secret Service!
- Jaywalking
- Kidnapping
- New Orleans
- Pizza delivery driver
- In the projects
- Assault
- Forgery
- John Wayne Gacy
- Embezzlement
- $100,000
Hmm. Apparently I am a really cheap hired killer, or else I am imagining a much worse bad person than everyone else is. I’m not sure what to make of this.
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Jaywalking
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Arson
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Chicago
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Prostitute
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Inner city
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Assault
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Assault
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Jeffrey Dahmer
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Wire fraud
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Ten. Million. Dollars
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is a guess as to the most common answer. The rest were pretty much off the top of my head.
- Petty larceny
- Armed robbery
- Washington DC
- Bank teller
- In poor neighborhoods
- Assault
- Libel
- Jack the Ripper
- Drunk driving
- No amount will do
- 10 - if he’s a threat to me or my family, no money is necessary. If not, none can make me
- Public intoxication
- Child molestation
- Detroit
- Convenience store clerk
- In apartments
- Theft
- Writing a bad check
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Arson
- Wouldn’t do it for any money
(6. of the basketball, natch)
(9. no idea, really, but it seems like a lot of arsonists never get caught)
(10. Well, amybe if they were really, REALLY bad, but then I’d probably do it for free)
- Littering
- Dealing drugs
- Washington DC
- Jeweler
- Slummy neighborhood
- Malicious mischief
- Embezzlement
- Jeffry Dahmer
- Drug possession
- No price – wouldn’t do
ETA: I was thinking of breaking a window for #6 – I think that would be the actual legal charge. Maybe not. Boy, that’s going to be tough to score.
- Littering
- Kidnapping
- Chicago
- Convenience store clerk
- In the home
- Assault
- Forgery
- Ted Bundy
- Blackmail
- I couldn’t do it.
- DUI
- Kidnapping With Bodily Injury
- Detroit
- Convenience store worker
- Downtown
- Assault
- Fraud
- Ted Bundy
- Drug possession
- Infinite
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Possesion of personal use marijuana
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Kidnapping
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Detroit
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Teller
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Home
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Assault
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Fraud
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Jeffrey Dahmer
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Embezzlement
10.100000000 -
NYC is not a high crime rate city. Jus’ sayin.
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I almost put 'be a NY Knick
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I don’t think I could kill a stranger for money.
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Speeding
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Armed robbery
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Detroit
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Retail clerk
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The ghetto
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Assault and battery
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Embezzlement
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Jeffrey Dahmer
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Treason
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$1,000,000
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Especially in 24-hour convenience stores, pharmacies, gas stations, etc.
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As Woody Guthrie put it:
- Don’t know about the percentage, but it’s a relatively rare offense at any rate.
- littering
- crack cocaine
- New Orleans
- quick market clerk
- ghetto
- murder
- murder
- John Wayne Gacy
- Ponzi scheme
- One billion dollars