The Daily Feud: Crimes by Windwalker [Game Over]

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No worries, take all the time you need! We’ll still be here, jonesing for the next fix, when you come back :slight_smile:

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  1. Jaywalking
  2. Armed Robbery
  3. Philadelphia
  4. Convenience Store Clerk
  5. Home
  6. Assault
  7. Forgery
  8. O.J. Simpson
  9. Embezzlement
  10. $1,000,000

<Darn, wish I’d gone with my instincts on #10–my initial response was “I wouldn’t do it.” But I tried to figure out what the most common answer would be. I apologize for what it implies about my opinion of other dopers. Uggghhhh.>

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I can think of several people I know whom I would gladly kill for free. :cool::eek::smiley:

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I’ve got the shakes, I must have my feud fix. Maybe a piece of chocolate cake will work. But wouldn’t that be a food fix?

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We did do a chocolate feud a while back, that I authored. Maybe I should think up another, with different chocolate questions, or candy related. Hmmmm.

And Dolores? Take all the time you need. sometimes I think we ought to give you a week or two off, and either let someone else do it, or let us go cold turkey.

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  1. Name a misdemeanor.
    1. Petty theft 16

  2. Jaywalking 8

  3. Littering 8

  4. Possession of marijuana 6

  5. Speeding 6

  6. Public intoxication/DUI 3

  7. Breaking/Entering 1

  8. parking ticket 1

  9. Vandalism 1

  10. Besides murder and rape, what crime will, on average, get you the longest sentence?
    2. Armed robbery 17

  11. kidnapping 12

  12. Dealing drugs 10

  13. Arson 3

  14. Treason 3

  15. Child molestation 2

  16. Terrorism 2

  17. Pass 1

  18. Besides NYC and LA, name a U.S. city with a high crime rate.
    3. Detroit 22

  19. Chicago 9

  20. Washington, DC 8

  21. New Orleans 5

  22. Miami 2

  23. Boston 1

  24. Houston 1

  25. Philadelphia 1

  26. St. Louis, MO 1

  27. Name an occupation that is a frequent target of crime.
    4. Convenience/liquor store clerk 33

  28. Bank Teller 6

  29. Taxi Driver 4

  30. Pizza Delivery Guy 2

  31. Jeweler 1

  32. Politicians 1

  33. Prison guard 1

  34. Prostitute 1

  35. Security guard 1

  36. In a typical big city, where do murders happen most?
    5. Ghetto/Slum/Poor neighborhood 28

  37. At home 12

  38. Alley 2

  39. Park 2

  40. Cars 1

  41. Downtown 1

  42. In apartments 1

  43. Indoors 1

  44. Outside bars 1

  45. street corners 1

  46. Name a crime that can be committed with a basketball.
    6. Assault 36

  47. Vandalism/Destruction of property/Malicious mischief 6

  48. Theft 4

  49. murder 2

  50. Robbery 1

  51. Trespassing 1

  52. Name a crime that can be committed with a pen.
    7. Forgery 20

  53. Fraud 7

  54. Check Fraud 6

  55. Embezzlement 4

  56. Murder 4

  57. Slander/Libel 4

  58. Assault 3

  59. Blackmail/Extortion 2

  60. Name a murderer (serial or otherwise).
    8. Ted Bundy 20

  61. Jeffrey Dahmer 16

  62. John Wayne Gacy 4

  63. Lee Harvey Oswald 3

  64. Jack the Ripper 2

  65. Charles Manson 1

  66. John Wilkes Booth 1

  67. O.J. Simpson 1

  68. Son of Sam 1

  69. The Zodiac Killer 1

  70. Name a felony that one is least likely to get caught doing.
    9. Tax evasion 12

  71. Dealing drugs/Drug possession 9

  72. Embezzlement 7

  73. Fraud 4

  74. Blackmail/Extortion 2

  75. Treason 2

  76. Arson 1

  77. Auto theft 1

  78. Bribery 1

  79. burglary 1

  80. Child molesting 1

  81. Drunk driving 1

  82. Espionage 1

  83. forgery 1

  84. Illegal downloading 1

  85. Money laundering 1

  86. Murder 1

  87. pass 1

  88. Rape 1

  89. Taking tag off the mattress 1

  90. How much money (in dollars) would it take for you to kill a bad (however you define bad) person you don’t know?
    10. Wouldn’t do it 28

  91. $1,000,000 9

  92. $10,000,000 3

  93. $10,000 2

  94. $100,000 2

  95. $100,000,000 2

  96. $5,000,000 2

  97. $1,000,000,000 1

  98. $5,000 1

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And the winner is ~drumroll~ The Notorious Swampy G! Good job, dude! Swampy got 8/10 top answers. Way to go, [del]homie[/del] dawg. Okay, okay, I’ll stop with the gangsta talk! :slight_smile: Perfect score was 464.00.

Thanks for playing, everyone! Thanks for a fun Feud, Windwalker.

And thanks for putting up with my unavailability. I’ve had some pressing life issues of late. It looks like 5 time champ has started one! w00t!
**1. swampbear 442.00 **
2. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 434.00
3. Redwing 420.00
3. Beadalin 420.00
5. AuntiePam 408.00
6. 42fish 406.00
7. NDP 404.00
8. ShibbOleth 376.00
9. gonzomax 372.00
10. WVmom 364.00
11. Jack Batty 362.00
11. wheresgeorge04 362.00
11. Ellen Cherry 362.00
14. Baker 360.00
15. winterhawk11 352.00
16. This’ll Do 348.00
16. Hal Briston 348.00
18. Sternvogel 346.00
18. Sigmagirl 346.00
20. Euphonious Polemic 340.00
21. 5 time champ 336.00
22. Gangster Octopus 332.00
22. Natty Bumppo 332.00
24. Kobal2 298.00
25. Mahaloth 296.00
26. criminey.jicket 292.00
27. cmkeller 290.00
28. Elendil’s Heir 284.00
28. as_u_wish 284.00
30. Freudian Slit 280.00
30. Fiddle Peghead 280.00
32. rucciface 270.00
33. jali 262.00
34. Biggirl 252.00
35. MsWhatsit 248.00
35. Fretful Porpentine 248.00
37. notfrommensa 242.00
38. Sublight 238.00
39. WormTheRed 234.00
39. twickster 234.00
41. El_Kabong 228.00
42. Tom Scud 220.00
43. Windwalker 212.00
44. zamboniracer 206.00
44. Simmerdown 206.00
46. bluecanary 200.00
47. 3acresandatruck 196.00
48. madmonk28 192.00
49. Ethilrist 168.00
50. bibliophage 136.00

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Oh yeah - it’s nice to know that over half of y’all aren’t murderers! :wink:

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Interesting. I wonder if so many people would have thought of Ted Bundy had the question not mentionned “serial or otherwise”.

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Yet again I get more than half of what the winner gets… I rule :smiley:

Hey Gonzo! Due to the complete lack of crime here on the island, I’m still in the bottom half - it’s you that hails from the gangsta-hood :wink:

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I am A-OK with coming in 39th.

Fun feud, though.

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Thanks, Rebo! Much appreciated as usual.

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Rebo, Thanks as always for running the feud. I am staying away from the rogue feud because out of respect for you.

Seriously, I know nothing about about LOTR so that is why I am sitting that one out.

Hope Rebo gets all her ducks in a row.

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I would still kill the shit out of Hitler.

You Nazis.

joe

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What did you do kill Otak?
Bundy was easy for me ,a guy I worked with’ s daughter was killed by him. A sad story.
Our crime in Detroit has dropped a lot because this winter sucks. It was -15 this morning with horrendous wind chills. Then we have had snow up the wazoo. We are now a very safe city.
What can you steal in Iceland…fish?

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Oh my, Gonzo. That is sad. :frowning:
Okay, this newish Feuder has noticed twice now that non-answers are actually answers (Question 10 - How much would you kill for?). Must remember that and I might actually float up to a slightly higher strata.

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Holy crap! I think this is the best I’ve ever done – or close to it.

Crime. Figures.

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Guess y’all won’t be messin’ with me will ya! :smiley:

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LOL at “taking tag off the mattress” for #9. Who said that? :smiley:

Tax evasion is the perfect answer when the question is “caught doing”. Who watches us fill out our tax forms?

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Ellen Cherry.